Ghetto genocide

When a guy masturbating with a wet 9 volt battery duct taped to the bottom of his beanbag in an attempt to kill off all sperm prior to ejaculation....it also gives one hell of an orgasm!!!!

I don't want any kids so I always commit ghetto genocide.

by Dump truck December 24, 2016

Ghetto snow

When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.

Hey bro, let's go to Randy's house and make some ghetto snow!

by Dump truck December 09, 2016

Democratitis

When Democrats lose an election and resort to violence thinking that they can change the outcome of the election.

Oregon has become a major hub of democratitis.

by Dump truck November 11, 2016

Nebraska No-No

Sticking a corn cob halfway up your ass and running through the pig sty with your pants around your ankles.

No matter how bored I am, I would never do the Nebraska No-No.

by Dump truck December 23, 2016

Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 04, 2017

Electionitis

Medical condition caused by a lack of viable candidates from which to choose resulting in apathy.

I'm not voting this year, I've got electionitis.

by Dump truck November 10, 2016

The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 03, 2017