Dump truck 's definitions

The optical illusion

Getting a handy from a midget while wearing horse-blinders so that all you can see is a pair of tiny hands on your junk making your junk look huge.

I've waited my whole life to get the optical illusion, and it made me feel great!

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Beijing bondage

All that is required is a set of Chinese handcuffs.

How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.

by Dump truck December 6, 2016

Detroit dance party

Sexual act where the male lies down on the floor naked and allows the female(s) to grind a stiletto heel on his nutsack until he busts his nut.

I'm going to the strip club to find some chicks that want to do a Detroit dance party.

by Dump truck December 24, 2016

Pee-knuckle

A very small penis.

I wouldn't touch that chick with your Pee-knuckle.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

The 8 Mile smile

The sort of smile that comes from aiming a weapon with one eye closed for better accuracy.

Don't piss me off or I'll give you the 8 Mile smile.

by Dump truck January 2, 2017

Democratitis

When Democrats lose an election and resort to violence thinking that they can change the outcome of the election.

Oregon has become a major hub of democratitis.

by Dump truck November 11, 2016

Curb stomp

To place someone's open mouth on a curb and stomp on the top of their head so as to break and/or separate the lower jaw from the upper jaw and breaking teeth in the process.

Johnny slept with my girl..... I'm giving him a curb stomp.

by Dump truck January 2, 2017