Dump Truck's definitions

Tea crumpet

A pussy with five o'clock shadow.

I got whisker burn when I tried to eat her tea crumpet.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Flamethrower

Bouncer at a gay bar.

Did you see how far the flamethrower threw that dude?

by Dump truck November 20, 2016

Ghetto genocide

When a guy masturbating with a wet 9 volt battery duct taped to the bottom of his beanbag in an attempt to kill off all sperm prior to ejaculation....it also gives one hell of an orgasm!!!!

I don't want any kids so I always commit ghetto genocide.

by Dump truck December 24, 2016

Nigganame

Complete misuse of the English language to give a name to a poor soul that must now muddle through life with a complex.

Nigganame: Sha' niqua, Yolanda, Mustafa, LaTrell, etc.

by Dump truck December 25, 2016

Electionitis

Medical condition caused by a lack of viable candidates from which to choose resulting in apathy.

I'm not voting this year, I've got electionitis.

by Dump truck November 9, 2016

Portabenis

An oddly shaped penis where the head is much larger than the shift.

The hooked just had to try to get that portabenis inside her.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

Gerbil girdle

Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.

You guys wanna come over and see my gerbil girdle?

by Dump truck January 24, 2017