Definitions by Duke

spock

Like the wordshocker except two in the pink AND two in the stink

I met this girl at the bar last night, she was drunk she let me Spock her

spock by Duke July 10, 2003

salami nipples 

Noun: A man's nipples which are genetically prone to being large and exhibiting salami-like properties.

Known to cause awkward social situations with chicks, unless it's really cold out and they're hard in which cause they look normal

Look at Duke's salami nipples

salami nipples by Duke July 10, 2003

real world 

Something that only exists in your mind.

Also: MTV show responsible for turning assholes into celebrities and starting the whole godawful reality TV craze

The real world sucks

real world by Duke July 10, 2003

billboard 

An advertisement designed to distract people on the highway and cause accidents

All I did was turn my head to see the Victoria's Secret billboard, and the next thing I know there's a Miata under my front axle

billboard by Duke July 10, 2003

MTV 

A channel devoted to reality programming and catering to its youth infested demographic.

I don't want my MTV. I'd rather have AIDS.

MTV by Duke July 9, 2003

compromise 

Backing down to her demands so you can get laid later.

I compromised with my wife that she could decorate the house green if she gave me oral treats on an airplane toilet seat.

compromise by Duke July 9, 2003

love buckets 

Those cutesy awful displays of affection between a couple, such as holding hands, eskimo kisses, babyish knicknames, etc.

Love buckets may be irritating and vomit inducing, but they are my way of telling others I get anal treats.

love buckets by Duke July 9, 2003