Dudeman's definitions

pokey the penguin

Pokry the Penguin has a degree in theoretical physics.

"Wait a minute, Pokeyzilla does not have a rocket launcher! You are just pokey!"

"Teehee!"

by dudeman February 21, 2004

lost prophets

Misspelling of lostprophets.

Lostprophets are okay I guess.

by dudeman April 13, 2004

ratweed

Mary Jane, Dope, Wizz, Weed, Pot, Marijuana, Texas THC, Cannibis.

First used in Beastie Boys "3- Minute Rule" on the album Pauls Boutique.

You ratted your boy over some ratweed

by Dudeman May 13, 2005

Gettin' your herbon

Smokin' the reefer.

Hey Steve, you look pretty fried - you been gettin' your herbon?

by Dudeman May 19, 2004

VaVaVirgil

One of the best chatbots around. Super helpful for trivia, general info, and homework related stuff. By the way, smoking is stupid!

VaVaVirgil asks a question that has only one answer: "Can anybody tell me why smoking isn't stupid?"

by Dudeman December 5, 2003

Kings of the Leon Age

Bizzare stoner/southern rock band. Their sound is impossible to place. It is somewhere between the Kings of Leon on the Queens of the Stone Age.

I heard a Kings of the Leon Age song the other night...it was pretty freakin' weird.

by dudeman April 7, 2004

The Geeks

My band, for the most part we can't play instruments bar the drummer. We were going to be called The Lismuse Dashers, however we were amused by the American preoccupation with dividing teenagers into little social categories like 'jocks' and 'geeks'. Seeing ourselves to be the complete anti-thesis of the traditional view of a 'jock' we toyed with the name 'The Anti-Jocks' before settling for the simpler and easier to remember 'The Geeks'. Due to the fact that we know that this name will inevitably have been done before due to its sheer obviousness, we will probably change the name back to The Lismuse Dashers once we can actually play instruments. Despite our lack of musical talent, we have successfully written a song called 'I Fucking Hate My Parents', Original, isn't it?

Duuuuuuuuuuuude, The Lismuse Dashers (formerly The Geeks), totally rocked at that sold out gig at Wembley Arena last night! Everyone was moshing to 'I fucking Hate My Parents'!

by dudeman April 7, 2004