When a girl says she'll text you later, and ages later she still hasn't but you don't want to call her or you'll seem like a desperate idiot. Suffered by desperate idiots and paranoid teenage freaks like me and the rest of my ragtag bunch of misfits.
I got bad txt-back anxiety when Emma said she'd text me later and she still hadn't like 8 hours later. Turns out she said 'I'll text you tommorrow'. Oh well, I'm an idiot.
by dudeman April 10, 2004
by Dudeman May 19, 2004
A truly ugly woman. This is a contraction of "homely" and "ugly". Attributed to some stoner movie where the guy says "This one's hogly!"
by Dudeman September 27, 2003
I was over that weed, in a new york minute.
by dudeman December 09, 2003
Childs book series. I've read them all, and don't recall a single incident of swearing, whoever said 'they curse more than my older brother' what the fuck? Is your older brother a nun? Good for getting little kids to read. Anyone who has ever read a real book and picks up Harry Potter expecting an adults book will feel insulted by their conescendingly simple plotlines, underdeveloped characters and childish language.
H4RRYP0TT3ROWNZ123: You just don't like Harry Potter because you can't read!
NormalPerson: Fuck off.
NormalPerson: Fuck off.
by dudeman April 25, 2004
by Dudeman January 10, 2004