sumbitch

Lazy redneck slang for son of a bitch. Rednecks are just to lazy to say the entire phrase, "son of a bitch".

Hey Pa, thar a goes that thar sumbitch! Lets go git heem, Jr.!

by Dude Grease October 05, 2006

Take a dump

To hump up and shit. To have a bowel movement (BM), especially gratifying in the morning.

"Oh man do I have to take a dump!" or "Dude, didn't you say you had to take a dump?" or "Yeah I did say I had to take a dump, but I can't because it stinks in there from when you had to take a dump." or "I know, I do stink the place up when I take a dump!"

by Dude Grease October 03, 2006

God Damn Bastard

The idiot that complains about someone deleting his definitions.

That god damn bastard is a retard. That god damn bastard doesn't have a life.

by Dude Grease October 07, 2006

crook

Most, if not all, politicians are crooks. They like to fuck us little guys in the ass and never have the common courtesy to give us a reach around.

Us: Hey there George W., you are sure one helluva crook!

G.W.: That may be true, but I am not the only one.

Us: True that! They seem to be everywhere in Washington.

G.W.: Word.........

by Dude Grease March 23, 2007

Wal-Martians

People that love to shop at Wal-Mart. Brag about shopping there and all the money that they save by buying cheaply made products made in China. Also, some of the fugliest people you will see massed in one area.

- Man, I swear there are a lot of Wal-Martians here today.

- What the hell are you talking about, there are ALWAYS alot of Wal-Martians here.

- Have you ever noticed that these Wal-Martians are actually very ugly?

- That's why they shop here.

by Dude Grease September 04, 2007

caca ball

A turd, shit, or feces, that has a spherical shape to it. Rabbits, deer and sometimes humans will have caca balls.

A phrase that my girlfriend has because she is too much of a lady to swear.

Hey man, look at all that shit!
Yep, that's what you call a caca ball.

My GF: You are such a caca ball!
Me: WTF is a caca ball?

by Dude Grease April 15, 2007

bullcrap

Used by many as a kinder alternative to bullshit. Also used by the younger crowd so they wont get their filthy mouths washed out with soap by their parents.

Something that you will inevitably step in when you are walking around a fair.

Aww c'mon mom, why does Timmy get some cake and I don't? This is bullcrap!

Hey man, you just stepped in some bullcrap!
Dammit, these are my new Jordans!

by Dude Grease November 21, 2006