Dude Grease's definitions

nigger-lip

When someone wraps their lips around your drink and lips the entire bottle of pop, water, gin and juice, etc.

Dude! You just nigger-lipped my damn juice, yo!

Man, you said I could have a swig, what up wit dat, yo!

Yo, I am gonna bust a cap in yo ass, yo!

by Dude Grease May 16, 2007

God Damn Bastard

The idiot that complains about someone deleting his definitions.

That god damn bastard is a retard. That god damn bastard doesn't have a life.

by Dude Grease October 7, 2006

caca ball

A turd, shit, or feces, that has a spherical shape to it. Rabbits, deer and sometimes humans will have caca balls.

A phrase that my girlfriend has because she is too much of a lady to swear.

Hey man, look at all that shit!
Yep, that's what you call a caca ball.

My GF: You are such a caca ball!
Me: WTF is a caca ball?

by Dude Grease April 15, 2007

Wal-Martians

People that love to shop at Wal-Mart. Brag about shopping there and all the money that they save by buying cheaply made products made in China. Also, some of the fugliest people you will see massed in one area.

- Man, I swear there are a lot of Wal-Martians here today.

- What the hell are you talking about, there are ALWAYS alot of Wal-Martians here.

- Have you ever noticed that these Wal-Martians are actually very ugly?

- That's why they shop here.

by Dude Grease September 4, 2007

bullcrap

Used by many as a kinder alternative to bullshit. Also used by the younger crowd so they wont get their filthy mouths washed out with soap by their parents.

Something that you will inevitably step in when you are walking around a fair.

Aww c'mon mom, why does Timmy get some cake and I don't? This is bullcrap!

Hey man, you just stepped in some bullcrap!
Dammit, these are my new Jordans!

by Dude Grease November 21, 2006

blow chunks

To release the contents of the enlarged, saclike portion of the alimentary canal in a violent manner, especially after you view your parents having sex.

Dude, I, (raaaalllllppphhh) just seen, (baaaaarrrrrfffffff) my parents, (Huuurrrrrlllll) fucking!

SHIT MAN, I would have to blow chunks right fucking now, man.

I know dude, I just did!

by Dude Grease October 28, 2006

Fudge Packer

Fudge Packer fuhj pak-er

-noun
A person that is in charge of packaging the products that is made by a fudge factory

-noun
A person that is in charge of giving anal sex to either a female or bisexual or homosexual male. A person receiving the aforementioned would be considered a "fudge packee", again either by a dominatrix donning a strap on or a bisexual or homosexual male.

Selma: Hey Betty, what happens to the fudge after we are done making it?

Betty: Well, it goes right down there to the fudge packer.

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Damn, I really want some anal sex bad. I should post an ad on craigslist to see if there are any fudge packers available. I sure do love them fudge packers. Oh yeah, fudge packers are the bomb!

by Dude Grease April 24, 2009