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Wal-Martians

People that love to shop at Wal-Mart. Brag about shopping there and all the money that they save by buying cheaply made products made in China. Also, some of the fugliest people you will see massed in one area.
- Man, I swear there are a lot of Wal-Martians here today.

- What the hell are you talking about, there are ALWAYS alot of Wal-Martians here.

- Have you ever noticed that these Wal-Martians are actually very ugly?

- That's why they shop here.
by Dude Grease September 4, 2007
mugGet the Wal-Martiansmug.

nigger-lip

When someone wraps their lips around your drink and lips the entire bottle of pop, water, gin and juice, etc.
Dude! You just nigger-lipped my damn juice, yo!

Man, you said I could have a swig, what up wit dat, yo!

Yo, I am gonna bust a cap in yo ass, yo!
by Dude Grease May 16, 2007
mugGet the nigger-lipmug.

God Damn Bastard

The idiot that complains about someone deleting his definitions.
That god damn bastard is a retard. That god damn bastard doesn't have a life.
by Dude Grease October 7, 2006
mugGet the God Damn Bastardmug.

Take a dump

To hump up and shit. To have a bowel movement (BM), especially gratifying in the morning.
"Oh man do I have to take a dump!" or "Dude, didn't you say you had to take a dump?" or "Yeah I did say I had to take a dump, but I can't because it stinks in there from when you had to take a dump." or "I know, I do stink the place up when I take a dump!"
by Dude Grease October 3, 2006
mugGet the Take a dumpmug.

sumbitch

Lazy redneck slang for son of a bitch. Rednecks are just to lazy to say the entire phrase, "son of a bitch".
Hey Pa, thar a goes that thar sumbitch! Lets go git heem, Jr.!
by Dude Grease October 5, 2006
mugGet the sumbitchmug.

crook

Most, if not all, politicians are crooks. They like to fuck us little guys in the ass and never have the common courtesy to give us a reach around.
Us: Hey there George W., you are sure one helluva crook!

G.W.: That may be true, but I am not the only one.

Us: True that! They seem to be everywhere in Washington.

G.W.: Word.........
by Dude Grease March 23, 2007
mugGet the crookmug.

caca ball

A turd, shit, or feces, that has a spherical shape to it. Rabbits, deer and sometimes humans will have caca balls.

A phrase that my girlfriend has because she is too much of a lady to swear.
Hey man, look at all that shit!
Yep, that's what you call a caca ball.

My GF: You are such a caca ball!
Me: WTF is a caca ball?
by Dude Grease April 15, 2007
mugGet the caca ballmug.

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