Dude's definitions

eric melvin

Extremely sexy punk rocker who is best known for playing guitar in the band NOFX.

Wish I could fuck Eric Melvin

by Dude March 10, 2004

zeb e dee

Personification of coolness.

Somebody: That Eddie's kinda cute.

Somebody Else: Fuck Eddie, I'm with ZEB E DEE!!

by Dude January 30, 2004

Quickfire

When an inexperienced man becomes aroused by something and promptly blows his load, i.e. creams his pants, sometimes still in his underwear. For some, the sight of Alex Steels can stimulate this response, for others,less stimulation is required, for example the experience of a girl sitting on one's knee or even a single pornographic image.

Here comes Joe 'Quickfire' Preston, better stand back incase he quickfires again all over us.

by Dude May 13, 2005

Byzantine

Getting head from a girl, you come in her mouth, pull out, and punch her hard in the face. Tell her to clean herself.

Bryan: How was your date?

Micah: Great, I took your mom home and gave her the Byzatine.

by dude April 23, 2004

mach 2 club

Having sex on a jet that is at least in mach 2.

I was in the air force, and I took this chick on my jet, and after we had sex I officially became a member of the mach 2 club.

by dude June 21, 2003

Whammy

to have group sex (orgie)

Those hillbillies had a family incest whammy last night, what sick freaks.

by Dude October 11, 2003

Lela

she is the coolest and has a nice ass

Lela is walking over there

by dude May 14, 2004