Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE February 22, 2005

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tampax

another word used to hide the meaning; a diaper big girls use when their hole gets leaky

in the commercial,the couple's boat was sinking and the man used the tampax to plug it up and save themselves.
oooor in the song...PUT ANTHRAX ON TAMPAX

by dude March 06, 2004

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