DudE's definitions

Fur Burger

A womens vagina.

i ate her fur burger last night

by dude October 19, 2003

up top where the short people cant reach

The coolest thing ever. Invented by B.L. and C.R.

dude, they scored..."Up top where the short people can reach"

by dude November 3, 2004

Chode

A chode is a penis whose width exceeds its length. Comes from the latin choderis meaning segment. The segment is a reference to the "slices" of stone that were stacked to make classical roman columns.

Masturbating is hard for those men with chodes. The penis rarely extends past the middle of the palm

by Dude August 21, 2006

scrummy

Of or relating to Tim Styne, star of the smash-hit Asian pop sensation The Legacy of Sodium.

Wow, what a scrummy little bastard that kid is.

by Dude April 28, 2004

Milt

Ejaculate from the human male penis.

Milted - Past tense of milt.
Milty - Covered with milt.
Milting - The state of ejaculating.
Miltish - Resembling milt.

Dude, did you see that condom back there? It had milt all in it!

Oh, man...I need a towel. I milted all over myself.

I had a wet dream and now my sheets are all milty.

What the hell do you want?! I'm milting!

Dude, that medicine was sick...it was all miltish!

by Dude November 23, 2003

corvette

A popular V-8 sports car that will dominate most Japanese cars. By the way, Skylines cost so much because of importing them to the US. They're actual price is about 20-30 thousand.

That Corvette owns.

by dude June 17, 2004

Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE May 13, 2005