Definitions by Duckmaster29075

Tookie gel

Your penis' sweat

Joe: Oh, my tookie gel is really bad.
Bob: Here, I'll wipe it for you

Tookie gel by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Egg wind

That fart that lingers around and almost kills you.

Oh, that egg wind is disgusting.

Egg wind by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

hooter itch 

That itch when you're watching porn

John: *watches porn*
Bob: How's your hooter itch?

hooter itch by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Mike Pudding

That annoying commercial, MIKE WILL GET IT DONE.

Mom: Honey, come set the table.
Me: OK I will, Mike pudding is on anyways.

Mike Pudding by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Raaaaaaaaaaar 

That annoying moment when your porn video glitches

Raaaaaaaaaaar, it glitched

Raaaaaaaaaaar by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Tooth bait 

When you rip out a tooth to catch the tooth fairy masturbating.

I'm gonna use the tooth bait tactic tonight.

Tooth bait by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Goose crisps 

The sides of a pussy when having sex.

Her goose crisps are huge

Goose crisps by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020