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Girl: OH GOD IM GONNA CUM!
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by Dubiks May 24, 2019

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bear

1. A badass American animal that eats fish and humans if they piss them off
2. A big hairy homosexual who are really fun to wrestle with (if you're gay)

woman: "AHHHHH there's a bear near our campsite!"
homosexual: "Yayyyy!"
homosexual (naked): Here you go you big muscly bear, come and get it!
bear: (stands and growls at homosexual)
homosexual (naked): "OH SHIT ITS AN ACTUAL BEAR!!!"

by Dubiks November 12, 2018

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Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom

gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom

by Dubiks February 08, 2019

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Simon Sinek

The most legendary motivational speaker of our time. He emphasizes on the power of empathy and the ability to put people above everything else. He is a true leader who has the ability to change the world around him by just talking.

Simon Sinek: "Leadership is not about being in charge. Leadership is about taking care of those in your charge."

by Dubiks August 26, 2018

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