Mario

An Italian plumber who gets high off of mushrooms and kicks fire breathing turtle ass.

Mario: (pulls axe)
Bowser: "FUCK NOT AGAIN!"

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

pajaculating

When your dad walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on him

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up pajaculating on my dad when he barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Swearing police

A group of adults and/or tattletales who try to prohibit children from swearing. This often goes unsuccessfully as the children usually understand the hypocrisy behind it.

kid: FUCK!!!
Swearing police: Watch your language kid
kid: Fuck you, you can’t stop me from swearing when you yourself do it as well.
Swearing police: Well I’m an adult and I can say whatever I want.

by Dubiks December 21, 2018

swearing police

Something I'm glad does not exist.

Fuck the swearing police!

by Dubiks December 12, 2018

ho ho ho

Santa's orgasm

Santa yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.

by Dubiks December 07, 2018

Trees

The biggest pushovers in evolution history

Trees give us the oxygen we need to live and in return get cut down

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

⚗️

Emoji bong

Me: Dude pass the bong my nibba
Nibba: (passes ⚗️)
Me: 🔥⚗️ (cough cough cough)

by Dubiks May 22, 2019