Dubiks's definitions

Donald Trump's Wall

A waste of time, effort, and money.

idk how anyone can be able to enjoy building Donald Trump's Wall for a living

by Dubiks February 14, 2019

quitter

What people are called when they quit a job they hate doing

wage slave: that was stupid of you to quit your job you fucking quitter
person: At least I actually enjoy my life

by Dubiks February 5, 2019

food table

Shy people's favorite place to go to during parties.

I just hung out at the food table the whole time during the party

by Dubiks December 31, 2018

swear jar

A bullshit tyrannical procedure that's set up by most parents in order to improve their personal image

child: damnit
dad: Oh, that's one dollar from you young man
child: (breaks swear jar) Fuck the system

by Dubiks March 2, 2019

Barack Obama

A kickass president who deserved a third term.

I wish Barack Obama was our president again. :(

by Dubiks November 25, 2018

Cockle Doodle Doo

What an asshole rooster yells early in the morning.

*5:30 am*
Rooster: "COCKLE DOODLE DOO!!!"
Me: "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!"

by Dubiks August 12, 2018

Free Fap February

The month where you stop devoting your time to Jesus from Just Jesus January and fap to your heart's content.

*example of Free Fap February*
(January 31st)
person: Praise Jesus!
(February 1st)
person: Fuck you Jesus, I'm going atheist in this bitch now!

by Dubiks January 31, 2019