Dubiks's definitions

Motherfucking Russia

An even more badass way of referring to the country of Russia.

I live in motherfucking Russia motherfucker

by Dubiks December 30, 2018

Black Friday

Bloodshed of thousands of Americans as they fight, maul, and scrape their way through stores to get the "cheapest" possible prices.

*example of Black Friday*
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

Snow

A magical powder that can either be frozen water or an illegal drug

Snow is fucking awesome

by Dubiks December 25, 2018

All Alpha April

The month where you realize through Must Meditate March that the meaning of life is to have sex and assert dominance in which you try to fuck as many girls as possible throughout the month of April.

(Arpil 1)
person 1: So how's the meditating been going?
person 2: Well, the universe told me that my next step is to fuck as many girls as possible for All Alpha April. I already had sex with 3 chicks today
person 1: Ok? Well don't start having sex with my gf now. She's off limits
person 2: Oh I already have >:)

by Dubiks April 2, 2019

Autism Speaks

A hate group disguised as a charity organization.

The people at Autism Speaks are committing hate crimes against the autistic community.

by Dubiks January 18, 2019

fucking cunt

A person who is a cunt to the level of fucking. One level higher than cunt, one level lower than motherfucking cunt, and two levels below thundercunt.

My ex is such a fucking cunt. She told everyone I pissed my pants during the party last night.

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

food table

Shy people's favorite place to go to during parties.

I just hung out at the food table the whole time during the party

by Dubiks December 31, 2018