hard work

A societal pressure that causes people to work 12+ meaningless hours everyday without making any meaningful contributions. What people really need to start doing is working smarter and not harder. Working smarter is being able to get more work done in less amount of time. It allows people to gain extraordinary talents that the hardest working man will never achieve.
*example of hard work*
Office Worker: I went to college for 8 years and became an employee for a tech company. I worked hard for this position. However, my boss never went to college, but after 2 years of building his business, he earns over 5 times the amount I earn annually.

There's a reason why the office worker isn't in the position his boss is and that's because his boss was used his time to work smart and knew he didn't need to go to college in order to succeed in life.
by Dubiks December 01, 2018
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Easter

A time when a bunny shits out eggs for children to eat
*example of easter*
Mmmm... This chocolate shit is good!
by Dubiks December 25, 2018
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Easter

The day when a giant bunny sneaks into every house in America and gives it's unhatched children to other children who will end up eating them
Me: (goes downstairs) AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
Mom: That's the Easter bunny son, he's only trying to give out candy
Me: Why the hell is it giving out it's eggs? I thought bunnies didn't even lay eggs
Mom: Oh honey, of course they do. They just... Oh look it's already gone!
Me: What but it was only here for 20 seconds.
Mom: Oh son, The Easter bunny has to go fast in order to get to every house in America
by Dubiks April 21, 2019
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obsessed

What you are called when people are jealous of how skilled you are at something
person: Dude, you're obsessed with that game
Me: You're just fucking jealous of how good I am
by Dubiks January 08, 2019
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Shocking

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole
Woah that was shocking
by Dubiks February 08, 2019
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Shocking

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom
gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom
by Dubiks February 08, 2019
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Elves

A species of humanoid who are alive to serve Homo sapiens on Christmas. They are often overworked as they have to make all the toys for every single child for christmas
Elves are practically our slaves as they make us toys without them getting anything in return
by Dubiks December 25, 2018
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