Liar

A person who tells you that he/she doesn’t masturbate

sister: I don’t masturbate
brother: come on, don’t lie, everyone masturbates, even Christians masturbate
sister: I’m not lying I truly don’t masturbate
(5 hours later)
sister: (playing with herself) UHHHHHH FUCK! HMMMM
(brother puts is ear on her door hearing the whole thing)
brother: (opens the door) AHA! I caught you u liar
sister: aw damnit

by Dubiks March 04, 2019

crack finger

The finger you scratch your ass crack with

My index finger is my crack finger

by Dubiks December 20, 2018

Airpods

An even faster way to get girls than wearing gucci

(guy #1 wears gucci)
girl: Wow! Is that gucci youre wearin
guy #1: yeah you like it
girl: of course I do you’re so cool!
(guy #2 walks in with Airpods)
girl: OMG! Are those Airpods
guy #2: Yeah, why aren’t you spending time with me instead of this broke boy. Mafucka can’t even afford Airpods
girl: OMG I’d love to❤️

by Dubiks February 08, 2019

N-Word Pass

When a white person doesn't have to say the word "nibba" anymore and can actually use the real word.

white person 1: I just got an N-Word Pass for my b day
white person 2: Lucky, all I can only say nibba without getting beat up

by Dubiks April 26, 2019

🚨

What you send when real shit is about to go down

Person: dude Kaleb is coming

Me: oh shit! 🚨

by Dubiks May 30, 2019

mosquitoes

The only species on the entire planet that doesn't benefit any species whatsoever

mosquitoes deserve to go extinct

by Dubiks December 31, 2018

sensitive

When you feel the pain and cruelty of the world around you.

Sensitive people just want to make the world a better place.

by Dubiks December 20, 2018