internet

What humans have evolved to become dependent on in order to live.

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Over thousands of years, humans have developed a evolutionary dependency on the internet. Once a human has run out of internet connection, the human will suffer a horrible and horrific death.

by Dubiks March 16, 2019

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Barney

What happens when a person commits beastiality with a dinosaur

I had just had sex with a dinosaur. (nine months later) Oh look it’s Barney

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

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Black Ops 4

The game that everyone thought would be another shitty cash grab, but ended up being one of the best Call of Duty games out there.

Black Ops 4 kicks ass.

by Dubiks February 04, 2019

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NSFL

Not Safe For Life; when something is so fucked up that even the raunchiest people would be scarred from it

Dude why would you jerk off to murder hentai? That shit is NSFL

by Dubiks May 19, 2019

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Queen Cunt

The queen of cunts aka the biggest bitch you'll ever meet. She's a sadistic whore with no redeemable qualities whatsoever. She has sex with everyone she sees just to give them STD's. When she's on her period, she turns into a raging monster and screams and belittles everyone she sees as less popular. She's made people commit suicide through consistent bullying and drama during her high school years. She uses her looks to seduce jocks and other hot guys in order to gain her power and popularity because they can't even see the hideous filth that lies in her heart. When she's done with high school she'll either end up working as a porn star where she'll spread her sexual diseases to as many people as possible, or she'll marry the richest person she can find and manipulate him into giving her all of the money he has rightfully earned.

Queen Cunt: OMG! Your such a fucking loser! Why don't you go die in a hole already and do everyone a favor.
(that's when she's not on her period)

by Dubiks August 24, 2018

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