Dubiks's definitions

dick

A magical wand that has the power to create life

My dick has magical powers

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

( . )Y( . )

Something you can masturbate to.

( . )Y( . ) you're fucking welcome.

by Dubiks August 29, 2018

self-driving cars

Something I hope becomes mainstream in the near future

Wouldn't it be cool if everyone had self-driving cars

by Dubiks February 18, 2019

triple dog dare

A way to get stupid people to do what ever you want.

Me: "I want you to go clean out my toilet after that massive shit I just took."
person: "No, I'm not doing that."
Me: "I triple dog dare you."
person: "Deal!"

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

wilderness

A place where people go to beat internet addiction

I'm going into the wilderness to stop my uncontrollable internet addiction.

by Dubiks March 9, 2019

school

The worlds biggest cloning system

School is a tool the government uses to make obedient workers

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

guns

What most men use to boast about how manly they are

“man”: I got so many guns, look at all the animal heads I have on my wall
Me: yeah because killing random shit is totally the quickest way to become a man

by Dubiks December 28, 2018