Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dubiks

Security

That which usually decreases the progression of humanity as it usually prevents people from making a positive impact on the world around them.

Security by Dubiks February 10, 2019

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A place where teachers place more of an emphasis on obedience than actual fucking learning

School teaches people to be obedient workers rather than thoughtful human beings

School by Dubiks February 10, 2019

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When you come and go at the same time

poor fella came and went at the same time

(autoerotic asphyxiation)

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The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.

Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.

presents by Dubiks February 9, 2019

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A place that teaches people how to be an asset to a company instead of teaching them how to achieve their full potential.

school teaches people how to work for a boss instead of how to be a boss.

school by Dubiks February 9, 2019

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person #1: Dude did you hear that david accidentally knocked up jamie last night
person #2: Damn, he's googleplexed fucked

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person #1: Dude, did you hear that david accidentally knocked up jamie last night?
person #2: Damn, he's infinitely fucked.

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