When you are masturbating with the television on and a commercial comes on with a baby in it, effectively ruining your self-touch session and causing limpness.
During last night's episode of Roswell, I nearly cranked off to Katherine Heigl until a huggies commercial came on and I got a limpfant.
by Duke January 22, 2003
"Hey, Ted. I heard you spent the night over at Dave's."
"Yeah, we played twister and scrabble and watched movies, and spent all night talking, bizzatch."
"Dude, you're 35, acting like you're 12, and you're using his language. You've got a man crush."
"Yeah, we played twister and scrabble and watched movies, and spent all night talking, bizzatch."
"Dude, you're 35, acting like you're 12, and you're using his language. You've got a man crush."
by Duke February 16, 2003
Everyone that types in alternacaps should have hot battery acid poured on their unmentionables so that they never procreate EVER!
by Duke August 09, 2003
by Duke January 22, 2003
1. a young attractive woman of questionable origins
2. a young under-dressed and generally whorish woman
2. a young under-dressed and generally whorish woman
by Duke April 28, 2003