Definitions by Drunk

Zoomed 

Being so beyond fucking up your vision is blurry

Miranda is fucking zoomed rn

Zoomed by Drunk May 4, 2018

Bis 

A Kr0ean who says he is not a whale.

"Hey whale!" "I'm not a whale!"

Bis by Drunk June 15, 2004

shyt

1. Used in an attempt to sound 'cool' when typing 'shit'
2. Poo
3. crap, rubbish,
4. a word used when emotions of annoyence occur
5. when one mucks up or hits their humerous bone

<reporter> "what is your opinion of the situation in Iraq?"
<drunk shyt head> ..is all complete shyt mate

shyt by drunk November 15, 2003

shawkenaw

1. To pummel one with extreme force and at a great advantage
2. Deliver the pain with ease
3. Spread mass destruction on a drunken rampage

We sure gave those 6 year olds the shawkenaw when they wouldn't give us their candy.

shawkenaw by drunk April 9, 2003

shockenaw 

1. To atack one with ease and at a great advantage
2. To deliver the pain with ease and no loss
3. To go on a drunken rampage of one man mass destruction

We gave those 6 year olds the shockenaw after we stole their candy.

shockenaw by drunk April 9, 2003

Surprise Sex 

Rape, to rape

I got me some surprise sex last night

Surprise Sex by drunk April 8, 2003

up 

available online

I put up the picture of you diddling yourself; the whole internet has seen it now.

up by drunk November 17, 2002