Definitions by Drpun

Oklahoma Sugar Princess 

An under age girl who doesn't mind receiving money for sexual favors.

Tom: Hey, that girl over there is looking real nice. Maybe I'll buy her a drink.

Eric: What? Don't you know she's under age?

Tom: Well maybe she's an Oklahoma Sugar Princess and I can have my way with her big black ass.

Oklahoma Sugar Princess by Drpun May 20, 2009

Tulsa Gift Bag 

A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.

Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.

Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.

Tulsa Gift Bag by Drpun May 19, 2009

North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch 

An Eskimo woman who has HIV or full blown AIDS.

Tom: Oh man I finally balled that Eskimo chick Cikuq this morning.

Johnson: Shit man! Don't you know she's a North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch.

Tom: OH FUCK!

North Alaskan Deadliest Snatch by Drpun May 18, 2009

San Antonio Goose Egg 

Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.

Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?

Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.

Candy: Damn Bitch

San Antonio Goose Egg by Drpun May 18, 2009

Orlando Fish Finder 

When a man will only fuck the dirtiest, smelliest, rottenest, wretched pussy that you know or will ever know, and anybody else that you know will know. He can no longer get with a nice pussy because that no longer satisfies him. This pussy is usually found in the worst of living conditions.

Jerry found himself in the most decrepit part of town once again. He strolled the back alleys and the dirtiest bars looking for that one special smell he knew he had to have. His friends knew it before he did and he didn't want to admit it, he was changed forever. Jerry is now an Orlando Fish Finder.

Orlando Fish Finder by Drpun May 18, 2009

Whiskey River Cream Corn 

When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw

So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.

Whiskey River Cream Corn by Drpun May 16, 2009

Chechnyan Outlet Mall 

A backroom in a sleazy part of town where the human slave trade takes place.

Last week I visited a Chechnyan Outlet Mall and after some negotiating i walked out with some fine European ass for only $30000

Chechnyan Outlet Mall by Drpun May 16, 2009