Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.
Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?
Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.
Candy: Damn Bitch
Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.
Candy: Damn Bitch
by Drpun May 18, 2009
A pin sized web camera inserted into the eye of a penis facing outwards that has a live stream running 24 hours a day.
That North Dakota meat camera I installed yesterday was the best investment I ever made. Now you see what my dick sees.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
Last week I visited a Chechnyan Outlet Mall and after some negotiating i walked out with some fine European ass for only $30000
by Drpun May 16, 2009
A car with at least 4 dudes in it that travels around town looking for a lone woman to gang bang. The woman is usually left confused and bleeding when the deed is done.
It was late at night and most of the woman in the neighborhood knew better than to walk the streets for fear of being picked up by a Dallas Steak Taxi.
by Drpun May 20, 2009
When someone, probably in the porn business, gets their butthole botoxed so it's silky smooth and wrinkle free.
I bought 5 new pornos yesterday and in all 5 the girls obviously had a Hollywood balloon knot. Even one of the dudes had one.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
After having his way with a girl a man shoots his sperm onto her face when she didn't want him to do that. While the girl is thoroughly upset the man continues with his rampage when he starts pissing on the girls face too. From that moment on the girl's life will never be the same.
The mysterious man that Stacy had just met was about to blow his load. She knew the end was near but the sex was very unsatisfying and she was disappointed. The next thing she knew the man stood up and started shooting sperm onto her face. She was so angry she started yelling and cussing at him when all of a sudden he started pissing on her face too. The circle was complete, the Power Vein Hurricane had arrived.
by Drpun May 22, 2009
A man, after getting his women to stick her ass up in the air, takes a nice well calculated piss in her asshole. In some special cases the man will continue to make mustard afterwords.
Billy had a long day at work and nothing would make him more happy than making a Golden Pipeline straight to the ass of the Vietnamese girl he just met. He wanted mustard too.
by Drpun May 20, 2009