Drpun's definitions

Oklahoma Sugar Princess

An under age girl who doesn't mind receiving money for sexual favors.

Tom: Hey, that girl over there is looking real nice. Maybe I'll buy her a drink.

Eric: What? Don't you know she's under age?

Tom: Well maybe she's an Oklahoma Sugar Princess and I can have my way with her big black ass.

by Drpun May 20, 2009

Vietnamese Mudslide

A prank pulled on someone while they sleep. This prank involves taking a shit on the sleeping subjects head and it runs down like a mudslide.

Mark had fallen asleep at the party with his shoes on. Everyone around knew he was fair game for a Vietnamese Mudslide.

by Drpun May 25, 2009

San Antonio Goose Egg

Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.

Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?

Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.

Candy: Damn Bitch

by Drpun May 18, 2009

Hollywood Balloon Knot

When someone, probably in the porn business, gets their butthole botoxed so it's silky smooth and wrinkle free.

I bought 5 new pornos yesterday and in all 5 the girls obviously had a Hollywood balloon knot. Even one of the dudes had one.

by Drpun May 16, 2009

Dallas Steak Taxi

A car with at least 4 dudes in it that travels around town looking for a lone woman to gang bang. The woman is usually left confused and bleeding when the deed is done.

It was late at night and most of the woman in the neighborhood knew better than to walk the streets for fear of being picked up by a Dallas Steak Taxi.

by Drpun May 20, 2009

Power Vein Hurricane

After having his way with a girl a man shoots his sperm onto her face when she didn't want him to do that. While the girl is thoroughly upset the man continues with his rampage when he starts pissing on the girls face too. From that moment on the girl's life will never be the same.

The mysterious man that Stacy had just met was about to blow his load. She knew the end was near but the sex was very unsatisfying and she was disappointed. The next thing she knew the man stood up and started shooting sperm onto her face. She was so angry she started yelling and cussing at him when all of a sudden he started pissing on her face too. The circle was complete, the Power Vein Hurricane had arrived.

by Drpun May 22, 2009

Death Valley Moonbeam

A woman bends over and shoots her projectile diarrhea into the face of the man who loves her. The roles could be reversed as well and the man could satisfy his lady with his Mexican food leftovers. Preferably this happens after the couple eat at Del Taco.

Stacy had just gotten home from a long day of working at the soup kitchen. She noticed her neighbor had let himself in and there were three bags of Del Taco sitting on the table. She knew what he wanted. She knew he wouldn't leave until she delivered a Death Valley Moonbeam straight to his face.

by Drpun May 22, 2009