Definitions by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves

Dutton 

A nut job therapist at an elementary school. Sucks at helping people's problems and gave candy to a kid, which he choked on. Also, thought a this girl was crazy because she was telling scary stories to her friends, which every other kid does that, tf? Dutton is wrinkly and ugly and always laugh's and doesn't know what body language is. Has no friends, because she is a loser and needs to get ran over by a huge truck.

Why is Dutton eating out of the trash? She's so gross...

Dutton by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

Monoly 

A cute white monkey stuffed animal. Is very loyal and sweet. Always, by your side and is your favorite sleeping companion. Very adorable, innocent and precious.

I love you Monoly! I could never ever replace you!

Monoly by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

Artemis 

An adorable cavalier king charles spaniel. She is so loyal, sweet, fun, playful and brings joy to everyone! The thing is, she is stuck living with a fat and abusive man. The poor doggy needs to be rescued, someone save her :(

I love Artemis, but she needs to be free from her filthy owner.

Artemis by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

Safari 

A shy, cute and gentle bengal cat. Has big eyes and licks everyone, to show her compassion. Very adorable and precious.

Can I please hold Safari?

Safari by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

Taylor 

A fucking bitch, who looks like a frog. She is also an ugly and hideous fifteen year old twit. Started bullying people since the third grade and is still continuing. Only dumb and desperate people like her, no smart and intelligent person likes her. Taylor's favorite drink is her urine, menstrual blood, vomit and saliva mixed all together, so nasty.

Guy 1: Why is Taylor masturbating, isn't she a girl?
Guy 2: She thinks she was born with a cut off penis and is trying to bring it back, by grinding her vagina.
Guy 1: Wow, what a loser!

Taylor by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

Kiwi

A papillon puppy. Was going to grow up and have a good life, but instead, a fucking ugly fat man killed her. Poor thing...Rest in peace Kiwi, I will always love you :(

Kiwi, is now in heaven having a great afterlife.

Kiwi by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

Tweety 

A yellow canary who was trapped in a cage and held hostage by a fat man. Was very depressed and living into despair, until one day his birdy friends came and set him free. Now he is flying in the sky living in peace and harmony

Look at Tweety all happy now, with his bird friends!

Tweety by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019