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Weeb

Someone who has good taste and gets made fun of it, because people are uncultured swines and weebs are men of culture.
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020
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Tweety

A yellow canary who was trapped in a cage and held hostage by a fat man. Was very depressed and living into despair, until one day his birdy friends came and set him free. Now he is flying in the sky living in peace and harmony
Look at Tweety all happy now, with his bird friends!
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Unwanted Thoughts

A mistake I did a few years ago by meeting these awful people who I regret with all my might and even though I haven’t made contact with them for a long time, they are sometimes on my mind and it is so annoying because it is irrelevant and causes my stress. I just want to rip my brain out.
Unwanted thoughts, no one wants you here, so fuck off dammit
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020
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Chrissa

A really hot and sexy girl who smells very good. Has huge and bouncy breasts. Also, has a nice big ass that you want to smack so hard. She has long and skinny fingers you want to suck on. Is also, a freak in the sheets. Chrissa has juicy and plumpy lips, with a very long tongue. Her eyebrows are on fleek and she is the most perfect lady in the entire world. Boys, be prepared!
Boy 1: I had sex with Chrissa last night, my dick felt so comfortable in her pussy.
Boy 2: Way to go bro, you're so lucky, that you are with that chick.
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Dutton

A nut job therapist at an elementary school. Sucks at helping people's problems and gave candy to a kid, which he choked on. Also, thought a this girl was crazy because she was telling scary stories to her friends, which every other kid does that, tf? Dutton is wrinkly and ugly and always laugh's and doesn't know what body language is. Has no friends, because she is a loser and needs to get ran over by a huge truck.
Why is Dutton eating out of the trash? She's so gross...
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Artemis

An adorable cavalier king charles spaniel. She is so loyal, sweet, fun, playful and brings joy to everyone! The thing is, she is stuck living with a fat and abusive man. The poor doggy needs to be rescued, someone save her :(
I love Artemis, but she needs to be free from her filthy owner.
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Chrysanthe

A very kind person who does good for the world and makes everyone happy and no one can get enough of her, she is pleasant to be around with and is the goat at everything!
Girl 1: Chrysanthe called the ambulance, when I broke my arm.
Girl 2: It doesn't surprise me, she always does the right thing.
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 21, 2020
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