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Billie Eilish

An idiot who brags about having depression and enjoys being the edgy icon to brainless young girls and they take it very seriously.
Billie Eilish is not the bad guy, just a bad singer, she will never be seen in a crown and no one gives her damn about her ocean eyes.
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020
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Weeb

Someone who has good taste and gets made fun of it, because people are uncultured swines and weebs are men of culture.
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020
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Tweety

A yellow canary who was trapped in a cage and held hostage by a fat man. Was very depressed and living into despair, until one day his birdy friends came and set him free. Now he is flying in the sky living in peace and harmony
Look at Tweety all happy now, with his bird friends!
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Sergei

A fucking asshole who enjoys watching videos of a guy shooting girl and now he’s going to get in trouble big time
Guy 1: Bro, Sergei got punished

Guy 2: Good, he deserved it
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 21, 2020
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Taylor

A fucking bitch, who looks like a frog. She is also an ugly and hideous fifteen year old twit. Started bullying people since the third grade and is still continuing. Only dumb and desperate people like her, no smart and intelligent person likes her. Taylor's favorite drink is her urine, menstrual blood, vomit and saliva mixed all together, so nasty.
Guy 1: Why is Taylor masturbating, isn't she a girl?
Guy 2: She thinks she was born with a cut off penis and is trying to bring it back, by grinding her vagina.
Guy 1: Wow, what a loser!
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Dutton

A nut job therapist at an elementary school. Sucks at helping people's problems and gave candy to a kid, which he choked on. Also, thought a this girl was crazy because she was telling scary stories to her friends, which every other kid does that, tf? Dutton is wrinkly and ugly and always laugh's and doesn't know what body language is. Has no friends, because she is a loser and needs to get ran over by a huge truck.
Why is Dutton eating out of the trash? She's so gross...
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Chrysanthe

A very kind person who does good for the world and makes everyone happy and no one can get enough of her, she is pleasant to be around with and is the goat at everything!
Girl 1: Chrysanthe called the ambulance, when I broke my arm.
Girl 2: It doesn't surprise me, she always does the right thing.
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 21, 2020
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