Safari

A shy, cute and gentle bengal cat. Has big eyes and licks everyone, to show her compassion. Very adorable and precious.
Can I please hold Safari?
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 06, 2019
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Sergei

A fucking asshole who enjoys watching videos of a guy shooting girl and now he’s going to get in trouble big time
Guy 1: Bro, Sergei got punished

Guy 2: Good, he deserved it
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 22, 2020
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Dutton

A nut job therapist at an elementary school. Sucks at helping people's problems and gave candy to a kid, which he choked on. Also, thought a this girl was crazy because she was telling scary stories to her friends, which every other kid does that, tf? Dutton is wrinkly and ugly and always laugh's and doesn't know what body language is. Has no friends, because she is a loser and needs to get ran over by a huge truck.
Why is Dutton eating out of the trash? She's so gross...
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 06, 2019
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Unwanted Thoughts

A mistake I did a few years ago by meeting these awful people who I regret with all my might and even though I haven’t made contact with them for a long time, they are sometimes on my mind and it is so annoying because it is irrelevant and causes my stress. I just want to rip my brain out.
Unwanted thoughts, no one wants you here, so fuck off dammit
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020
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Taylor

A fucking bitch, who looks like a frog. She is also an ugly and hideous fifteen year old twit. Started bullying people since the third grade and is still continuing. Only dumb and desperate people like her, no smart and intelligent person likes her. Taylor's favorite drink is her urine, menstrual blood, vomit and saliva mixed all together, so nasty.
Guy 1: Why is Taylor masturbating, isn't she a girl?
Guy 2: She thinks she was born with a cut off penis and is trying to bring it back, by grinding her vagina.
Guy 1: Wow, what a loser!
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 06, 2019
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Tweety

A yellow canary who was trapped in a cage and held hostage by a fat man. Was very depressed and living into despair, until one day his birdy friends came and set him free. Now he is flying in the sky living in peace and harmony
Look at Tweety all happy now, with his bird friends!
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 06, 2019
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Billie Eilish

An idiot who brags about having depression and enjoys being the edgy icon to brainless young girls and they take it very seriously.
Billie Eilish is not the bad guy, just a bad singer, she will never be seen in a crown and no one gives her damn about her ocean eyes.
by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020
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