When a woman shits into a pie shell until it forms a crust for a pie, a man the milks his cock into it until it is filled with cum, he then feeds it to his family
Person 1: I gave a homeless family a Dream Cream Pie Person 2: Kill yourself
When somebody awakens you from a dream in which you were getting laid by a gorgeous person you have no shot at in real life.
Hey man, last night I was sleeping, I was having a dream about boning Angelina Jolie. It was really getting hot, and then my kid walked into the room to wake me up. Totally killed the dream cream.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."