Definitions by Dray’s Dictionary

Suiphile 

Someone who has a crush on themselves and wants to date themself.

Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!

Suiphile by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020

Genophile 

Someone who finds people in a specific ethnicity attractive.

Tom: So do you like her?
Dominic: Nah, she’s not Mexican.

Tom: What? You’re such a genophile.

Genophile by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020

Justin Bieber Fan 

The worst type of fan of all time!
1. They make death threats if you say you don’t like Justin Bieber.
2. They scream at the top of their lungs every time they hear a Justin Bieber song.
3. They harass Justin Bieber if they see him in a public place.
4. They are completely obsessed with Justin Bieber and never shut up about him.
5. They insult all old music and say it’s bad just because it’s old.
6. They are total perverts who think about having nasty fantasies with Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber Fan: Have you heard Justin Bieber’s “Intentions” yet?
Someone else: I have but I don’t really like Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber Fan: YOU DON’T LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER????? I WILL FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU WITH AN AXE!!!!

Justin Bieber Fan by Dray’s Dictionary June 28, 2020

The Sh*tty Beatles 

A horrendous rip-off The Beatles that was mentioned in Wayne’s World.

David: What is your favorite band?
Joe: I like The Sh*tty Beatles.
David: We ain’t friends anymore.

The Sh*tty Beatles by Dray’s Dictionary April 2, 2020

COVID-19 

The word to use when you are tired of saying “coronavirus”.

Please stay in your house cuz you don’t want COVID-19.

COVID-19 by Dray’s Dictionary March 30, 2020

Constant F-Bomber

These are people who think that it would kill them to go 2 seconds without saying the f word. They think that it’s cool and fancy to use the f word every two seconds, but they are actually super annoying idiots that have no life. Most of these types of people are aged from 12-18.

Person: What did you have for breakfast?
Constant F-Bomber: I f—ing had a f—ing bowl of f—ing cheerios for f—ing breakfast. What the f— did you have?
Me: SAY THE F WORD AGAIN AND I WILL STRANGLE YOU, CHOP YOUR LIMBS OFF, AND BUST OPEN YOUR HEAD!!!!!!

Constant F-Bomber by Dray’s Dictionary March 28, 2020

Fortnitian 

A huge fan of fortnite.

Have you ever met Bob? He is the biggest fortnitian ever!

Fortnitian by Dray’s Dictionary February 22, 2020