Dray’s Dictionary's definitions

School Bus

A type of bus with annoying and obnoxious monsters in the back.

I Survived: The Back of a School Bus Ride

by Dray’s Dictionary February 1, 2021

Kiddery

When a married child cheats on his/her husband/wife.

Good thing child marriage isn’t legal, because there would be a lot of kiddery.

by Dray’s Dictionary April 15, 2021

Justin Bieber Fan

The worst type of fan of all time!
1. They make death threats if you say you don’t like Justin Bieber.
2. They scream at the top of their lungs every time they hear a Justin Bieber song.
3. They harass Justin Bieber if they see him in a public place.
4. They are completely obsessed with Justin Bieber and never shut up about him.
5. They insult all old music and say it’s bad just because it’s old.
6. They are total perverts who think about having nasty fantasies with Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber Fan: Have you heard Justin Bieber’s “Intentions” yet?
Someone else: I have but I don’t really like Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber Fan: YOU DON’T LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER????? I WILL FIND YOU AND MURDER YOU WITH AN AXE!!!!

by Dray’s Dictionary June 28, 2020

Twenteen

The real way to say the number 12. It’s not “Twelve”. If you have a high enough intelligence, you’ll come to realize that it’s actually “Twenteen”

Person A: How old are you?
Person B: I’m twelve.
Person A: What kind of number is that?
Person B: Uh.. it’s just a one and a two together.
Person A: That’s pronounced “Twenteen”. I don’t know what language you got that number from, but it’s not English.

by Dray’s Dictionary December 24, 2022

Suiphile

Someone who has a crush on themselves and wants to date themself.

Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020

Genophile

Someone who finds people in a specific ethnicity attractive.

Tom: So do you like her?
Dominic: Nah, she’s not Mexican.

Tom: What? You’re such a genophile.

by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020

TGIF

Thank God I Farted

Classmate: Ew, did you fart? I smell that!
Me: Haha TGIF!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 8, 2020