Dray’s Dictionary's definitions

Schmidt

An euphemism for "sh*t"

"My dog smells like Schmidt!"

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

Pregnant

When a phone autocorrects Pringles

Real text: "I will go grab some Pringles"
Autocorrect: "I will go grab some pregnant"

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

Smoke detector

An indicator that you are a bad cook

Don't burn your bacon or you will hear the smoke detector

by Dray’s Dictionary February 16, 2019

Food

The answer that you get when you ask your parents “what’s for dinner?”

Kid: Hey Dad, what are we having for dinner?
Dad: Food!

by Dray’s Dictionary December 15, 2019

Peter Scully

An ugly 56-year-old man who is the most evil living thing in all-time history! He sadistically rapes and murders children in extremely brutal ways for no reason. He murdered over 100,000 innocent people and doesn’t care. Peter Scully is probably the Anti-Christ (Son of Satan) and even Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, and Ivan The Terrible are 1,000 times better than Peter Scully. Peter Scully, you should die from cancer and Ebola.

“Wow Peter Scully, you actually managed to be worse than your father (Satan). I wish that the electric chair was allowed where you live because you deserve it.”

by Dray’s Dictionary December 15, 2019

2010s Rap

Most of 2010s rap is just stupid garabage noise! 90% of it is just someone talking or screaming about drugs, money, or sex and use brutal auto tune. It also uses about 19 million cuss words per song. Tasteless teenagers consider that music. Well no, it’s just pathetic sound for 2010s kids who have no clue what actual music is. One of the few exceptions is NF. He’s an actually decent 2010s rapper. But a majority of it is still just talentless garbage. This genre also has the worst rapper ever, 6ix9ine.

Tasteless teenager: 2010s rap is the best type of music ever! I love all 2010s rappers!
Me: Enjoy listening to your crappy music, while I listen to real music!

by Dray’s Dictionary December 31, 2019

Fortnite Hatebase

The most purely cancerous hatebase ever! They make death threats to you for even mentioning fortnite! They don’t understand that it’s okay that not everyone has to have the same opinion and they are cancer mixed with aids.

Person A: I like fortnite.
Person B: I hope you f—ing die from cancer and aids and then burns in the fiery pits, you motherf—ing a—hole!
Person C: OMG IT’S JUST AN OPINION! CAN YOU JUST DRINK BLEACH AND DIE PERSON B! GOD, I HATE THE FORTNITE HATEBASE!

by Dray’s Dictionary December 31, 2019