Suiphile

Someone who has a crush on themselves and wants to date themself.

Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 07, 2020

Genophile

Someone who finds people in a specific ethnicity attractive.

Tom: So do you like her?
Dominic: Nah, she’s not Mexican.

Tom: What? You’re such a genophile.

by Dray’s Dictionary July 07, 2020

Holy crap

God’s poop.

Friend: Ew! There’s a huge pile of turds in my backyard! I don’t understand, I don’t have a dog.

Me: Oh, that’s holy crap!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 13, 2021

Baby 2

The actual and correct answer to 2 + 2.

Jeffy: The mommy 2 and daddy 2 love each other very much make baby 2.

by Dray’s Dictionary November 27, 2020

Tyager

Someone aged 20-99. As the ‘ty’ that comes after a number such as ‘seven’ implies the zero that is added.

Happy birthday to my 20 year old son! He is now a tyager!

by Dray’s Dictionary March 15, 2021

LMSBO

Euphemism for “LMFAO”. It means “Laughing My Stinking Butt Off”.

Kid on Christian Minecraft server: That joke made me LMSBO!

by Dray’s Dictionary February 09, 2021

Patprick

When Patrick Star is an unlikeable character. He appeared in episodes such as “Stuck in the Wringer”, “Pet Sitter Pat”, “Yours, Mine, And Mine”, “The Card”, “Ink Lemondade”, “The Fishbowl”, “I’m With Stupid”, and “Smoothe Jazz At Bikini Bottom”.

I hate you Patprick for glueing SpongeBob in the wringer!

by Dray’s Dictionary October 20, 2019