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Hoodbilly (ies) are a hybrid species descendant of mated humanoid Squatandrathal and hominid Whitetrashsaphien. They walk upright but lack evolutionary brain growth allowing the capacity to use tools. They survive by nesting in abandoned dwellings, buildings, cars, parks, vacant lots and sewer systems. This Ghettodweller class of Pseudo Human is kin to the Hillbilly and related to Whiteboianoids. They cannot wash clothes, properly drive a car, use running water or figure out how to wipe things clean with a rag. Hoodbilly enlist advanced thumbed races to shave their heads , to use razors for Mullet cuts or Mohawks. Tattoos, applied by other races of tears, barbed wire, skulls, crosses, 115%, shamrocks, sacred hearts and poorly executed likenesses of dead relatives festoon their bodies. The mating ritual of Hoodbilly lasts 4-5 days. It begins when a Hoodbetty gets her guvy and ends when it all spent it on drugs and alcohol and her children start complaining of being hungry. The usual signs of the male leaving to find another female are loud fights, hysterical crying, and the male savagely beating the female as she begs for him to stay. He will usually start the mating process again with the Hoodbetty’s cousin, sister, mother, best friend or aunt. They cannot dance or sing but insist on rapping to songs that do not know the words to or understand the meaning of words they manage to briefly remember. This style of music and dance is known as Hickhop.
I need to get rid of that Hoodbilly roosting in my shed before he breeds and creates an infestation!
by Dragonlady58 January 18, 2021
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Get the Anti-vaxxer mug.(Lean-goe-ah-go-go) a word that is used to describe the 1960’s linguistic stylings. Particularly words made popular in cities that were viewed as progressive or Groovy. Such as London, New York, Paris, Monte Carlo etc. Austin Powers brought back to the forefront lingoagogo. Verbal stylings such as “Groovy Baby, Yeah!” “Shagadelic”, “smashing”, “jubbly” and beat nick lingo like chick, dig, fuzz, swinging, shades, hip, ginchiest are all examples of lingoagogo.
You are such Groovy Bird baby when you pontificate lingoagogo. It is simply smashing and it makes you totally shagadelic. A hip chick like you and your Old Man Randy should swing with me tonight. , It would be one class act and your ginchy jubblies would be the stars of the show. Dig?
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Get the Mama Man mug.Fanfuckingtabulous (fuh-Ann-fun-uh-kee-ng-tab-you-luh-us) is a merging of the words fantastic, fucking and fabulous. It is often used in a sarcastic manner.
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Get the Fanfuckingtabulous mug.Describes the state of a person cannot learn to speak, read, or write or understand the Ebonics Language.
Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the underserved areas of our fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.
Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.
Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.
by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020
Get the Ebonically Impaired mug.A crazy schizophrenic female who paints her face with bright colors, uses her lipstick to super enlarge her lips, puts green glitter eye shadow on one eye and blue glitter on the other, has one false eyelash falling off, the other is in her pocket, sports a sequined top small enough to fit a toddler, tears her fishnet hose, stumbles around on fuck me pumps three sizes too small, twirls around in catholic school girl skirt so short you can see her pussy and the whole back of her butt, clenches a cigarette between her rotting front teeth while attempting to straighten the falling ratty hot pink wig she put on backwards. She usually carries some sort of meth pipe, and wine in can, steals cigarette butts from your ashtray, smells like dirty panties, old sweat and stale perfume. She falls down a lot and falls suddenly asleep alot.
by Dragonlady58 December 4, 2020
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