Dr.Crow's definitions

Alcoholgorhythm

1. A finite set of unambiguous instructions that, given some set of initial conditions, can be performed in a prescribed sequence to achieve a certain level of intoxication and that has a recognizable set of end conditions.
2. An erroneous form of alcoholism.
3. A precise rule (or set of rules) specifying how to get the perfect amount of drunk; a set of procedures guaranteed to find the solution to a drinking problem.

Everyone has their own unique alcoholgorhythm, factoring things like body weight, type and amount of food eaten that day, other intoxicants, hydration levels, all laid over time. When followed responsibly, a calculated alcoholgorhythm.

by Dr.Crow January 31, 2023

Donald

To molest something with tiny hands.

That guy would Donald a possum if it was family tradition

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023

Goodevil

Something so good it's evil.

Why can't I buy just one goodevil cigarette at a time?

by Dr.Crow October 2, 2023

Evilgood

Something so evil it's good.

Ain't no getting past rufio, he's an evilgood boy 🐺

by Dr.Crow October 2, 2023

Autofellatic

Something self-aggrandizing, a more vulgar form of tooting your own horn

Instead of saying ‘not to sound like I’m sucking my own dick here’, say ‘apologies for being a bit autofellatic, old sport’

by Dr.Crow December 30, 2023

Reality Receipt

When bullshit gets vibe checked by evidence.

You can't bullshit your way around a reality receipt.

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023

Donald worshiper

Someone who swallows everything that comes out of a Donald, even against their own interests.

The Donald worshipers are afraid to admit that he's worse than Jeffrey Epstein. 👀

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023