Definitions by Dr. Shockwave

Turd Toucher 

One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.

"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."

Turd Toucher by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

Transylvanian Teabag 

One "spooky" or "goth" person placing testicles upon the face or within the mouth of another person.

"Man, I'm totally gonna give that girl a Transylvanian Teabag after the Bauhaus Concert."

Transylvanian Teabag by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

Sauzzle 

A term for an attractive woman or women who are sexually active.

"Man, the party was crawling with hot Sauzzle."

Sauzzle by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

Brap

To gather together, hook-up electronic instruments, get high and record. This term made familiar by Electronic music pioneers, Skinny Puppy.

"Cevin and I are going to brap in the basement."

Brap by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

Cargarita 

An alcoholic beverage made in a car, involving portable ingredients.

"I wanted to have a drink before I walked into the club, so I sat in my vehicle and had a Cargarita."

Cargarita by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

Cyberkrunk 

A person who listens to dark electronic music, but speaks in Ebonics.

"Did you see those matrix kids listening to Kanye? They musta been Cyberkrunk."

Cyberkrunk by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009