a fictional place in Canada created for all of the creepers, sketchballs, and Chester Molesters of the world
Friend A: "He looks kind of cute."
Friend B: "More like he looks like he's from Sasketchewan. I bet he has to warn his neighbors he's within a 50 mile radius of their children."
Friend B: "More like he looks like he's from Sasketchewan. I bet he has to warn his neighbors he's within a 50 mile radius of their children."
by Dr. Sassafrass April 09, 2010
a fun phrase used when a friend is sneezing/coughing up a storm or is just in a general state of mild sickness.
although it may be used in place of "I hope you feel better" or "I'm sorry you're sick", it functions more properly as "get better soon because your sickness is grossing me out"
although it may be used in place of "I hope you feel better" or "I'm sorry you're sick", it functions more properly as "get better soon because your sickness is grossing me out"
Friend A: *sneezes 10 times in a row*
Friend B: "Don't die."
Friend A: "I'll do my best."
Friend B: "Good. I don't want your death on my hands. I'm too lazy to take you to the hospital."
Friend B: "Don't die."
Friend A: "I'll do my best."
Friend B: "Good. I don't want your death on my hands. I'm too lazy to take you to the hospital."
by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010
those unfortunate friends who have the uncanny ability to hunt down the shittiest movies your local Blockbuster has available.
their movie prowess also works in the opposite way, meaning they will reject any movie of substance if they haven't heard of it or if it makes them think about life in any way shape or form.
their movie prowess also works in the opposite way, meaning they will reject any movie of substance if they haven't heard of it or if it makes them think about life in any way shape or form.
Friend: "Hey guys! We should watch Moon, I heard it was really good."
Blockbustards: "No way. Why watch that crap when we can watch G. I. Joe?" or "I'll do you one better. How 'bout a Madea movie?!"
Blockbustards: "No way. Why watch that crap when we can watch G. I. Joe?" or "I'll do you one better. How 'bout a Madea movie?!"
by Dr. Sassafrass April 08, 2010
Friend A: "Where should we park?"
Friend B: "How 'bout over there?" *looks down dark alley*
Friend A: "Where? In Sketchville, USA?! No thanks."
Friend B: "How 'bout over there?" *looks down dark alley*
Friend A: "Where? In Sketchville, USA?! No thanks."
by Dr. Sassafrass April 09, 2010
1) used when a friend is having a tough time or seems to have a lot on their plate to make them laugh off their stress and to show them that you know they can do it.
2) a phrase that closely resembles the usage of don't die and the meaning of man up or buck up
3) used less for mocking and more for inspiration/consolation
2) a phrase that closely resembles the usage of don't die and the meaning of man up or buck up
3) used less for mocking and more for inspiration/consolation
Friend A: "I can't believe I have an 8-10 page paper, two tests, and a 10 minute presentation all in one week."
Friend B: "Don't cry."
Friend A: "Thanks man, your tender words will help get me through it."
Friend B: "Don't cry."
Friend A: "Thanks man, your tender words will help get me through it."
by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010
Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."
by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010
the over dramatic shaking a friend may produce when desperately trying to reenact the "welcome to Jurassic Park" scene
Friend A: "Ugh. I hate when Josh gets a hold of my crutches."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."
by Dr. Sassafrass April 09, 2010