Definitions by Dr. Sassafrass
tardvark
Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."
tardvark by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010
don't die
a fun phrase used when a friend is sneezing/coughing up a storm or is just in a general state of mild sickness.
although it may be used in place of "I hope you feel better" or "I'm sorry you're sick", it functions more properly as "get better soon because your sickness is grossing me out"
although it may be used in place of "I hope you feel better" or "I'm sorry you're sick", it functions more properly as "get better soon because your sickness is grossing me out"
Friend A: *sneezes 10 times in a row*
Friend B: "Don't die."
Friend A: "I'll do my best."
Friend B: "Good. I don't want your death on my hands. I'm too lazy to take you to the hospital."
Friend B: "Don't die."
Friend A: "I'll do my best."
Friend B: "Good. I don't want your death on my hands. I'm too lazy to take you to the hospital."
don't die by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010
don't cry
1) used when a friend is having a tough time or seems to have a lot on their plate to make them laugh off their stress and to show them that you know they can do it.
2) a phrase that closely resembles the usage of don't die and the meaning of man up or buck up
3) used less for mocking and more for inspiration/consolation
2) a phrase that closely resembles the usage of don't die and the meaning of man up or buck up
3) used less for mocking and more for inspiration/consolation
Friend A: "I can't believe I have an 8-10 page paper, two tests, and a 10 minute presentation all in one week."
Friend B: "Don't cry."
Friend A: "Thanks man, your tender words will help get me through it."
Friend B: "Don't cry."
Friend A: "Thanks man, your tender words will help get me through it."
don't cry by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010
go home
the sassier/classier form of the popular phrase "fuck off"
can be used anytime someone around you needs to be taken down a peg due to aggressive or hostile behavior or inappropriate/unwarranted sass
you can exponentially increase the sassiness of this phrase by using it against someone in their own home
can be used anytime someone around you needs to be taken down a peg due to aggressive or hostile behavior or inappropriate/unwarranted sass
you can exponentially increase the sassiness of this phrase by using it against someone in their own home
go home by Dr. Sassafrass April 12, 2010
Jurassic Parkinsons
the over dramatic shaking a friend may produce when desperately trying to reenact the "welcome to Jurassic Park" scene
Friend A: "Ugh. I hate when Josh gets a hold of my crutches."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."
Jurassic Parkinsons by Dr. Sassafrass April 9, 2010
Sketchville, USA
Friend A: "Where should we park?"
Friend B: "How 'bout over there?" *looks down dark alley*
Friend A: "Where? In Sketchville, USA?! No thanks."
Friend B: "How 'bout over there?" *looks down dark alley*
Friend A: "Where? In Sketchville, USA?! No thanks."
Sketchville, USA by Dr. Sassafrass April 9, 2010
Sasketchewan
a fictional place in Canada created for all of the creepers, sketchballs, and Chester Molesters of the world
Friend A: "He looks kind of cute."
Friend B: "More like he looks like he's from Sasketchewan. I bet he has to warn his neighbors he's within a 50 mile radius of their children."
Friend B: "More like he looks like he's from Sasketchewan. I bet he has to warn his neighbors he's within a 50 mile radius of their children."
Sasketchewan by Dr. Sassafrass April 9, 2010