ZAC: Damn, Cindy is looking fine today. She is definitely causing some meatflation in this classroom.
by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2022
A word every girl on dating apps use that they don’t actually do.
They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.
It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.
But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
They also intentionally leave it as vague as possible because they don't really even know what it means. They just copy what other girls say.
It’s supposed to mean that their knight in shining armor book boyfriend (who’s also a high salary doctor) picks them up spontaneously and takes them to some random place that is magnificent and exciting.
But no one actually does this because this is the real world and life’s not fair.
Girl 1: I put in my dating profile that I want guys who will take me on an adventure. I left it really vague because I don’t really know what it means?
Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?
Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
Girl 2: Well? Did he take you on an adventure?
Girl 1: Yes! Instead of Chipotle he took me to Taco Bell. It was so romantic :)
by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023
Sarah: “Hey what happened to all the peanut butter?”
Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”
Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”
by Dr. Roboto October 18, 2017
When two people, whom have been talking and/or dating, both stop communicating with one another at the same time. So instead of just one person ghosting the other, they both share a mutual responsibility in the ghosting technique.
This type of scenario may leave both parties unsure of what the other is thinking, as they do not know if they do not like them, or just waiting for the other person to send the first text. However, the feeling may be mutual on both ends, in that both parties no longer like each other.
This type of scenario may leave both parties unsure of what the other is thinking, as they do not know if they do not like them, or just waiting for the other person to send the first text. However, the feeling may be mutual on both ends, in that both parties no longer like each other.
Mike: What happened between you and Sarah? I thought you guys were talking?
Jim: We were, but after I gave her my signature 5 pump dumb last night, she has yet to text me. I don't know if she is still into me, and I don't want to come off as a SIMP, so I think I'm just going to stick to the double ghosting for right now.
Jim: We were, but after I gave her my signature 5 pump dumb last night, she has yet to text me. I don't know if she is still into me, and I don't want to come off as a SIMP, so I think I'm just going to stick to the double ghosting for right now.
by Dr. Roboto February 20, 2021
2S: Two Spirit
L: Lesbian
G: Gay
B: Bisexual
T: Trans
Q: Questioning
I: Intersexual
A: Asexual
+: all other orientations
What was originally just LGBT has become an absolute smorgasbord to include every freckin person you can think of in their 1984 style obliteration of society.
L: Lesbian
G: Gay
B: Bisexual
T: Trans
Q: Questioning
I: Intersexual
A: Asexual
+: all other orientations
What was originally just LGBT has become an absolute smorgasbord to include every freckin person you can think of in their 1984 style obliteration of society.
Person 1: I really think the 2SLGBTQIA+ community should be more inclusive and add cat people (C) after the S in the acronym.
Person 2: Wow Rachel! You're incredibly dogphobic if you don't think dog people (D) should be included too!
Person 2: Wow Rachel! You're incredibly dogphobic if you don't think dog people (D) should be included too!
by Dr. Roboto May 27, 2023