The ultimate “fuck you” during a text conversation. It’s a back handed way of saying “go fuck yourself” to whoever you’re texting.
The person is not just typing “okay,” but is literally searching through their emojis just to put this on the screen for you to view.
The person is not just typing “okay,” but is literally searching through their emojis just to put this on the screen for you to view.
Mike: Hey man, I’m sorry about getting with your ex girlfriend. It was an honest mistake. It was just one BJ. It won’t happen again.
Jason: 👍
Jason: 👍
by Dr. Roboto December 15, 2020
ZAC: Damn, Cindy is looking fine today. She is definitely causing some meatflation in this classroom.
by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2022
Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
by Dr. Roboto September 25, 2023
2S: Two Spirit
L: Lesbian
G: Gay
B: Bisexual
T: Trans
Q: Questioning
I: Intersexual
A: Asexual
+: all other orientations
What was originally just LGBT has become an absolute smorgasbord to include every freckin person you can think of in their 1984 style obliteration of society.
L: Lesbian
G: Gay
B: Bisexual
T: Trans
Q: Questioning
I: Intersexual
A: Asexual
+: all other orientations
What was originally just LGBT has become an absolute smorgasbord to include every freckin person you can think of in their 1984 style obliteration of society.
Person 1: I really think the 2SLGBTQIA+ community should be more inclusive and add cat people (C) after the S in the acronym.
Person 2: Wow Rachel! You're incredibly dogphobic if you don't think dog people (D) should be included too!
Person 2: Wow Rachel! You're incredibly dogphobic if you don't think dog people (D) should be included too!
by Dr. Roboto May 27, 2023
When two people, whom have been talking and/or dating, both stop communicating with one another at the same time. So instead of just one person ghosting the other, they both share a mutual responsibility in the ghosting technique.
This type of scenario may leave both parties unsure of what the other is thinking, as they do not know if they do not like them, or just waiting for the other person to send the first text. However, the feeling may be mutual on both ends, in that both parties no longer like each other.
This type of scenario may leave both parties unsure of what the other is thinking, as they do not know if they do not like them, or just waiting for the other person to send the first text. However, the feeling may be mutual on both ends, in that both parties no longer like each other.
Mike: What happened between you and Sarah? I thought you guys were talking?
Jim: We were, but after I gave her my signature 5 pump dumb last night, she has yet to text me. I don't know if she is still into me, and I don't want to come off as a SIMP, so I think I'm just going to stick to the double ghosting for right now.
Jim: We were, but after I gave her my signature 5 pump dumb last night, she has yet to text me. I don't know if she is still into me, and I don't want to come off as a SIMP, so I think I'm just going to stick to the double ghosting for right now.
by Dr. Roboto February 20, 2021