Double Ghosting

When two people, whom have been talking and/or dating, both stop communicating with one another at the same time. So instead of just one person ghosting the other, they both share a mutual responsibility in the ghosting technique.

This type of scenario may leave both parties unsure of what the other is thinking, as they do not know if they do not like them, or just waiting for the other person to send the first text. However, the feeling may be mutual on both ends, in that both parties no longer like each other.
Mike: What happened between you and Sarah? I thought you guys were talking?

Jim: We were, but after I gave her my signature 5 pump dumb last night, she has yet to text me. I don't know if she is still into me, and I don't want to come off as a SIMP, so I think I'm just going to stick to the double ghosting for right now.
by Dr. Roboto February 19, 2021
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Desk Commute

Commuting from your bed to your desk in the morning.

Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.

Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.

Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023
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1738

The rapper, Fetty Wap, says "1738" in the beginning of some of his songs. He is referring to a type of expensive, top shelf alcohol called, "Remy Martin 1738 Cognac".

Fetty Wap thought this was the most expensive alcohol made when he created his song. This is because when he went to his local liquor store growing up, it was the highest priced item there. He later found out it was expensive, but not the most expensive alcohol made.
Jim: Hey man, you want to get some 1738 for tonight's party?
Steve: No way Jim, I ain't got that kind of money! Who do you think I am, Fetty Wap?!
by Dr. Roboto July 23, 2015
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Dirty Irish Goodbye

When one or more parties leave a restaurant without telling anyone they are leaving and without paying any part of the group bill.
Jason: Where did Lucas and John go? The bill is $200 and they never paid.

Jim: They walked out the door like 5 minutes ago. Looks like they pulled a dirty Irish goodbye.
by Dr. Roboto February 21, 2025
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Woke Fishing

Woke fishing is when a man, whom is talking to a woman, starts asking her vague questions regarding progressive causes, in an effort to determine her interest level, and then mirror her responses. Said man has no interest in the same groups or causes, and is just trying to find commonalities with the girl to get into her pants.
Guy 1: Why did you just tell Sara you donated to BLM? You hate that group.
Guy 2: Oh I'm just woke fishing man. I'll be in her pants by Saturday.
Guy 1+2: *High Five*
by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2020
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