Definitions by Dr. Real Nasty
stifflify
is when a BIOLOGICAL MALE human being gets a boner, aka stiffy, hard-on, penile erection, boner, babymaker, chubby, fatty, bonny, bonk-on (UK) or erect penis at an impromptu time.
Harry Dick Johnson's penis went complete STIFFLIFY on the diving board during the competition in front of thousands of people! Poor schmuck!
stifflify by Dr. Real Nasty January 8, 2023
CYBERBULLY
NOUN: A company or entity that uses its meta-strong power to headfuck and intimidate individuals and companies to stop doing something anywhere in the meta- or physical world that they do not like by claiming that whatever is being done is illegal EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT.
VERB: The act of being a cyberbully.
VERB: The act of being a cyberbully.
Person 1: I recently received two nasty, intimidating and traumatizing emails from the Legal Team of one of the TOP CYBERBULLIES IN THE WORLD!
Person 2: Why the fuck are they bothering you? You are a simple Internet entrepreneur just like the people who started those mega-meta companies used to be.
Person 1: They fucking accused me of "Trademark Infringement" bc I created a new domain called Fakbook.net which has not even been used yet; it's only virtually existing! I do not understanding why they are harassing me for no reason at all other than to protect themselves from me. Lol! Hopefully, they will not wet their legal pants because I also created several more domains including, but not limited to FakeBuk.com; FakeBukMe.com; RealFakeBuk.com and FarceBuk.com. I checked their complete Notice of Trademark Infringement and I did not find anything that claims that this company HAS COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE ENTIRE FUCKING ENGLISH ALPHABET; even if a domain is NOT IN A COMPETING BUSINESS AND POSES NO POSSIBLITY OF CONFUSION TO THEM!!!
Person 2: Those assholes really abuse their virtual and real meta-strength. This CYBERBULLY really seems to overstep its r self-deluded meta-power!!!
Person 1: Ya, they are fucking assholz. It's bad enough what I am going through. This particular company is one of the TOP CYBERBULLIES IN THE ENTIRE METAVERSE!!!
Person 2: Fuck'em! I think I'll stop using them and encourage others to do the same to those mind-controlling assholz.
Person 2: Why the fuck are they bothering you? You are a simple Internet entrepreneur just like the people who started those mega-meta companies used to be.
Person 1: They fucking accused me of "Trademark Infringement" bc I created a new domain called Fakbook.net which has not even been used yet; it's only virtually existing! I do not understanding why they are harassing me for no reason at all other than to protect themselves from me. Lol! Hopefully, they will not wet their legal pants because I also created several more domains including, but not limited to FakeBuk.com; FakeBukMe.com; RealFakeBuk.com and FarceBuk.com. I checked their complete Notice of Trademark Infringement and I did not find anything that claims that this company HAS COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE ENTIRE FUCKING ENGLISH ALPHABET; even if a domain is NOT IN A COMPETING BUSINESS AND POSES NO POSSIBLITY OF CONFUSION TO THEM!!!
Person 2: Those assholes really abuse their virtual and real meta-strength. This CYBERBULLY really seems to overstep its r self-deluded meta-power!!!
Person 1: Ya, they are fucking assholz. It's bad enough what I am going through. This particular company is one of the TOP CYBERBULLIES IN THE ENTIRE METAVERSE!!!
Person 2: Fuck'em! I think I'll stop using them and encourage others to do the same to those mind-controlling assholz.
CYBERBULLY by Dr. Real Nasty January 6, 2023
MOTIVATED IDIOT
Noun: A motivated employee or person who is trying to perform a task or complete a responsibility without having the knowledge or ability to properly do so.
"I am amazed how excited he is to help but he will be in the way and slow us down because he is a MOTIVATED IDIOT."
MOTIVATED IDIOT by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
QUARTERSEXUAL
A person who is willing to accept less of anything that is due to him or her. The definition is based on the punch line of the following joke:
Q: "What is a QUARTERSEXUAL?"
A: "A person who will do anything for 25 cents!"
Q: "What is a QUARTERSEXUAL?"
A: "A person who will do anything for 25 cents!"
"Pat keeps fucking themself over by working as a QUARTERSEXUAL for far less money than she is capable of earning with his skills. She needs to be told that they has a lack of self-esteem that will cost him over a hundred thousand dollars over the next couple decades of work!"
QUARTERSEXUAL by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
FUCKHEAD
Noun: One who attempts to manipulate a person or group by making a concerted and continuous effort to brainwash the target with his/her Simulated Reality.
Verb: What a FUCKHEAD does; ie, attempts to manipulate a person or group by making a concerted and continuous effort to brainwash the target with his/her Simulated Reality.
Verb: What a FUCKHEAD does; ie, attempts to manipulate a person or group by making a concerted and continuous effort to brainwash the target with his/her Simulated Reality.
"Every instructor I had this year was a complete FUCKHEAD who taught their own agenda and SIMULATED REALITY. The tried to FUCKHEAD us every fucking day and we had to pay to be tortured by this bullshit just to get college credits and hopefully a job when we graduate. What a scam!"
FUCKHEAD by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
Simulated Reality
SIMULATED REALITY is when one's (subjective) version of REALITY is far from being in agreement with the majority of those in the group, in general.
"She is so fucking far from away from us with her SIMULATED REALITY! Let her jump off a cliff as long as she doesn't land on anyone."
Simulated Reality by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
Dick Squeeze
A hook up or "one night stand."
"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."
Dick Squeeze by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023