Dr. Real Nasty's definitions
A PENIS PIERCE is the result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument such as a knife in a male humanoid's penis; regardless of choice or willingness.
Dick Johnson was naked when he was sharpening his knife and accidentally dropped it in his lap resulting in a Penis Pierce.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 9, 2023
Get the PENIS PIERCEmug. A CRAPON is a person who befriends or takes unusual interest in another person with the predetermined goal of getting that new "friend" or victim to do something for him/her such as borrow money from the victim, stay at victim's place, borrow the victim's car, etc.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 8, 2023
Get the CRAPONmug. The F2 Plan refers specifically to a person's "fiends", err "Friends" and "Family" who treat that person worse and nastier and shittier and crappier than an enemy would. All members of the F2 Plan who are "takers" and inconsiderate humanoid animals need to be fired without notice due with NO OPTION FOR REHIRE due to their high level of toxicity. They prove once again that it is more important to keep your enemies close and your F2 member very, very, very far away!
Dick and Virgina Johnson are so nice and considerate to their family and friends but Virgina and Dick keep getting their balls twisted by them! Hopefully, some day soon they will realize that they need to drop the F2 Plan and go it alone; just Dick and Virgina.
It's a fact of life that the people who are closest to a person are the ones who disappoint the most simply because the nasty and shitty and fucked up which results in behavior that is so unexpected, unwarranted and inhuman that they need to be fired immediately, if not sooner!!!. Fuck the F2 Plan!!! I'd rather pay more and live in peace!!! Don't be a Dick or a Virgina Johnson by getting fucked by incestuous family members and fake ass fiends!!! Class is over. Go home now. Bye. i'm out of here. Tip the servers schmucks! They work hard to keep you hydrated and satiated so you can run to the bathroom every 15 minutes to possibly run into a member of a former F2 Plan.
It's a fact of life that the people who are closest to a person are the ones who disappoint the most simply because the nasty and shitty and fucked up which results in behavior that is so unexpected, unwarranted and inhuman that they need to be fired immediately, if not sooner!!!. Fuck the F2 Plan!!! I'd rather pay more and live in peace!!! Don't be a Dick or a Virgina Johnson by getting fucked by incestuous family members and fake ass fiends!!! Class is over. Go home now. Bye. i'm out of here. Tip the servers schmucks! They work hard to keep you hydrated and satiated so you can run to the bathroom every 15 minutes to possibly run into a member of a former F2 Plan.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 22, 2023
Get the F2 PLANmug. NOUN: A company or entity that uses its meta-strong power to headfuck and intimidate individuals and companies to stop doing something anywhere in the meta- or physical world that they do not like by claiming that whatever is being done is illegal EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT.
VERB: The act of being a cyberbully.
VERB: The act of being a cyberbully.
Person 1: I recently received two nasty, intimidating and traumatizing emails from the Legal Team of one of the TOP CYBERBULLIES IN THE WORLD!
Person 2: Why the fuck are they bothering you? You are a simple Internet entrepreneur just like the people who started those mega-meta companies used to be.
Person 1: They fucking accused me of "Trademark Infringement" bc I created a new domain called Fakbook.net which has not even been used yet; it's only virtually existing! I do not understanding why they are harassing me for no reason at all other than to protect themselves from me. Lol! Hopefully, they will not wet their legal pants because I also created several more domains including, but not limited to FakeBuk.com; FakeBukMe.com; RealFakeBuk.com and FarceBuk.com. I checked their complete Notice of Trademark Infringement and I did not find anything that claims that this company HAS COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE ENTIRE FUCKING ENGLISH ALPHABET; even if a domain is NOT IN A COMPETING BUSINESS AND POSES NO POSSIBLITY OF CONFUSION TO THEM!!!
Person 2: Those assholes really abuse their virtual and real meta-strength. This CYBERBULLY really seems to overstep its r self-deluded meta-power!!!
Person 1: Ya, they are fucking assholz. It's bad enough what I am going through. This particular company is one of the TOP CYBERBULLIES IN THE ENTIRE METAVERSE!!!
Person 2: Fuck'em! I think I'll stop using them and encourage others to do the same to those mind-controlling assholz.
Person 2: Why the fuck are they bothering you? You are a simple Internet entrepreneur just like the people who started those mega-meta companies used to be.
Person 1: They fucking accused me of "Trademark Infringement" bc I created a new domain called Fakbook.net which has not even been used yet; it's only virtually existing! I do not understanding why they are harassing me for no reason at all other than to protect themselves from me. Lol! Hopefully, they will not wet their legal pants because I also created several more domains including, but not limited to FakeBuk.com; FakeBukMe.com; RealFakeBuk.com and FarceBuk.com. I checked their complete Notice of Trademark Infringement and I did not find anything that claims that this company HAS COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE ENTIRE FUCKING ENGLISH ALPHABET; even if a domain is NOT IN A COMPETING BUSINESS AND POSES NO POSSIBLITY OF CONFUSION TO THEM!!!
Person 2: Those assholes really abuse their virtual and real meta-strength. This CYBERBULLY really seems to overstep its r self-deluded meta-power!!!
Person 1: Ya, they are fucking assholz. It's bad enough what I am going through. This particular company is one of the TOP CYBERBULLIES IN THE ENTIRE METAVERSE!!!
Person 2: Fuck'em! I think I'll stop using them and encourage others to do the same to those mind-controlling assholz.
by Dr. Real Nasty January 6, 2023
Get the CYBERBULLYmug. CUMMING is often thought to be synonymous with the word "coming" but actually it is a homophone. Cumming means sexual climax.
When Virgina was coming around the mountain she was also CUMMING so loudly that security came three times!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty January 14, 2023
Get the CUMMINGmug. MMM is an acronym for "Muy Macho Man" which is Spanglish for a very macho guy who might really be a macho guy or a faker.
When Virgina needed a MMM should was disappointed greatly because Dick Johnson did not come as advertised.
by Dr. Real Nasty March 5, 2023
Get the MMMmug. Hostpitalize is used to describe what investigation and resolution of any type of Computer Host Server that is not working properly, i.e., "goes down" and thus causing all of the attached Users being unable to access their data on the host server..
We all left work at 11:30 yesterday morning because they needed to hostpitalize the computers' host along with the backup host!
by Dr. Real Nasty March 25, 2024
Get the Hostpitalizemug.