Kojaking

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.
That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking
by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006
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Shanter

This is a description of a situation.
"thats a shanter"- shanter being a term of emapthy concerning
someones extreme misfortune.
"im sorry to hear about that, its a real shanter"

"thats a pure shanter"
by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006
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Vert

A generic term for any sort of sexual deviant- The same as pervert.
"Lock up your (Cabotages) that man is a vert."

"All this hanging around outside the school, i feel like a vert.
by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006
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Heck

Q:What are you doing. A:Im having a heck.

Q:What are you hecking. A: Mostly dry wheetabix.
by Dr. Poppenstein May 12, 2007
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Wroot

A steriotypical type of beatnik- Around 5ft5" in height, black polo neck, black bery, highly groomed triangular goatee beard,possibly smokes a pipe. Concened almost exclusevly with cool jazz he finds conversational attempts with non-wroots to be futile and of no interest.
This term can and has been construed as derogatory to wroots.
also see root
"the wroots downstairs kept me up all night with that cool jazz"

"godamn wroots i'll murder the pair of them"

"fucking wroot"
by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006
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Asda Price

This is a method of wholesale shop lifting. It involves entering an open plan supermarket with a trolley, as if normal shopper, filling the trolley with four cases of beer, numerous bottles of fine wine and what ever grocery items one desires, then proceeding to walk clean out of the shop past the fruit and veg, bypassing all checkouts and neglecting to pay.
The group needs beer, i shall go and asda/tesco price it!

Today I asda/walmart priced my weekly shopping and also more booze than we could possibly drink!.....That was the biggest asda price I have ever done!
by Dr. Poppenstein May 28, 2006
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Teapot

A discriptive term used to mock an individual who has suffered
at ones hands.
Or anyone who an individual considers inadequate or inferior to his or her self.
Origin- East Central Scotland.
"You could'ny lace ma bits, fuckin teapot".
"and Johnny, get sum mair tins while yer oot, we'll be runnin a we bit dry here soon ya cunt. and Johnny, you want tae get us a wee video an aw, bruce willis, and johnny, die harder!....fuckin teapot"!
by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006
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