Dr. Metal's definitions

2 hole

n. redeye; anus; place that ass matter tumbles out of; exit-only orifice.

Also: an expression of getting screwed royally, esp. as regards to price-gouging

$9.00 to see Gigli? Damn, I haven't taken it up the 2 hole like that since Waterworld!

by Dr. Metal August 11, 2003

lose weight

v. diet that consists in dropping an enormous amount of ass matter from one's 2 hole; vastly more effective dieting strategy than any proposed by the money hungry Jenny Craig or fitness guru Jane Fonda.

Dan: Where you goin', man?
Don: To lose some weight.

by Dr. Metal August 11, 2003