Definitions by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde

Pitfag 

Pitfag, A dog who is mean as fuck to his own brother. A dog which would bite the nuts of his own brother. A dog which was also his brothers bitch. This definition describes both brothers.
But snuggle at night and at times groom each other . When one leaves the premises the other barks to the point of 13 barking dog tickets. A dog who will confront an enemy and have his brothers back.A dog that is dachshund and black and tan coon hound!

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde went hunting the other night. They treed 6 raccoons. After that they fell asleep in the truck box, spooning.Fuckin Pitfags!

Pitfag by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde December 3, 2019

shub 

Noun, When you think you're going to fart while taking a bath in the tub,and accidentally shit.

Man,I was sick as hell the other day. I coughed so hard when I was taking a bath that I took a shub.

shub by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019

shwanzwater

Adjective, When beer in a keg goes bad and tastes like piss.

Dude that party sucked Saturday night .They only had one keg and it was shwanzwater.

shwanzwater by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019

Nork

Pronoun, the ignorant kid in class that rats on everyone over stupid shit and can't understand why no one likes him.

Watch what you're saying today everybody. Mike the Nork is coming down the hall.

Nork by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019

Petunia polecat 

Pronoun, The homely obese stripper that constantly annoys you and drives away all the good looking strippers. This skank has no place in a strip club. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT tip this beast.
It will try to follow you home.

Dude, I will never go to that club again. It was full of Petunia polecats.

Petunia polecat by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019

church whore 

Any woman who was a young prostitute and now behaves holier than thou ,but fails to realize everyone in church knows she sucked more cock than Linda Lovelace.

The priest said"" Get Sarah the church whore to help with the bake sale, she's good at selling things.""

church whore by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde June 26, 2019

Pussypotimus 

Adjective, a law enforcement officer who

acts like a bad ass. The truth however is that this obese glass jawed bitch is the first to call for back up. Usually the K9 officer. He is also a conniving fuck that sets people up to satisfy his own personal narcissistic needs.

The pussypotimus arrived at the scene.
He released his dog on the unarmed geriatric man,but only after he knew no back up was coming.

Pussypotimus by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde May 29, 2019