Woolypopper

The girl that is so round you can't get your hands together when you're hugging her.
Woolypoppers make good lovers.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde June 26, 2024
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Coedvid-19

The hot chick in your freshman year English class that has already done a porno movie.
Dude, that girl that sits by the window in
English is a babe. You mean Coedvid-19 ?
Stop by my dorm and I will give you her video. Her video? Yeah, her video!
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde April 22, 2020
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archaeolobitch

noun. A woman that dredges up the past

and embellishes it too change the direction of the argument so that she can win said argument.
The archaeolobitch is still pissed about an argument we had six months ago.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde April 08, 2019
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Petunia polecat

Pronoun, The homely obese stripper that constantly annoys you and drives away all the good looking strippers. This skank has no place in a strip club. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT tip this beast.
It will try to follow you home.
Dude, I will never go to that club again. It was full of Petunia polecats.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde August 29, 2019
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Coronafool

The fucking idiots on this earth that actually thought Coronavirus had something to do with tainted Mexican beer.
Man, this coronavirus outbreak is more serious than I thought. Yeah , you Coronafool.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde April 02, 2020
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muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes
Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 02, 2020
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Peloser

The Peloser cried when Donald Trump was reelected.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 28, 2020
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