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Gilliganism

To define something in its simplest terms after something is explained in a complex form, making the simple person look like a dumbass since everyone understood it the first time.

Origin - Gilligan from Gilligan's Island. He always did this when the Professor explained why something did or did not work
Classic Gilliganism:

Professor: "In order to make this new coconut-based radio function properly, we need an new receiving antenna installed on top of that coconut tree by the lagoon. In order to properly support it, someone will have to be ambidextrous."

Gilligan: "Yeah, and they have to use both hands,too."
by Dr. Freeze July 4, 2009
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rusty venture

when you masturbate so much your penis turns red and sore and you are unable to accomplish anything for the next 24 to 48 hours
Man! After watching 26 straight hours of goth-emo porn, I just rusty ventured myself and now I can't even walk!
by Dr. Freeze November 24, 2010
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Meg Griffin

1.)the daughter and teen protagonist on Family Guy.
i'd do her til the sun rises over pluto.

2.) Any girl who looks fine but has a f-ed up family you have to deal with.
1.) Damn,man, Meg just called Pater a fat bitch!

2.) She's hot and all, but she's a Meg Griffin beacuse her dad is a f-n retard.
by Dr. Freeze April 15, 2006
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Kool-Aid Konundrum

In formal terms:

"The size of the vehicle in possession of the female owner is inversely proportional to the size of the owner."

Simply put:

"The fatter the bitch,the smaller the bucket that fat ass hoe drives."
Player 1: "My baby mamma whips around town in a Geo Metro."

Player 2 : "That fat bitch?? Damn,ese, what a Kool-Aid Konundrum that is!"
by Dr. Freeze April 15, 2006
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icky vicky

1.) Any woman who performs oral sex and anal sex at the same time, usually allowing the guy to put his penis in her mouth after he has had in the anus.

2.) The art of performing oral and anal sex at the same time. Also known as "Ass-to-Mouth" in some cultures.

3.) What Meg Griffin will be famous for in her collegiate years.
1.) "Damn, Paco, I didn't know your sister was an Icky Vicky."

2.)"I was going to do her until I found out she likes to do the Icky Vicky."

3.)"I'll even do a Icky Vicky for you, if it means I'll pass your Psych class,professor."- Meg
by Dr. Freeze December 15, 2008
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practice girl

1. the girl in your school or hood that everybody uses to fulfill sexual needs and/or desires and nothing else. this girl is not good for a relationship,but is the one who will prepare you for the real world. most men lose their virginity to such a girl.

2. Meg Griffin.
1. "We gonna hook your little brother up with Meg so he can bust his first nut. Check him,though,and tell him that ho just a practice girl."

2. "Meg, you can't be abstinant. You are what the guys call a practice girl."-Peter Griffin
by Dr. Freeze November 10, 2008
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icky vicky

1.) Any woman who performs oral sex and anal sex at the same time, usually allowing the guy to put his penis in her mouth after he has had in the anus.

2.) The art of performing oral and anal sex at the same time. Also known as "Ass-to-Mouth" in some cultures.

3.) What Meg Griffin will be famous for in her collegiate years.
1.) "Damn, Joey, I didn't know your sister was an Icky Vicky."

2.)"I was going to do her until I found out she likes to do the Icky Vicky."

3.)"I'll even do a Icky Vicky for you, if it means I'll pass your Psych class,professor."- Meg
by Dr. Freeze December 26, 2008
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