1.a Often used in video games as a means to pwn some monster from your basic fireball to summoning some huge demon.
1.b Wiccans believe they can do the kind of magic seen above with some pendants or shit, but since they can't they came up with the "Rule Of Trifold" to give them a excuse for not doing anything magic. If your wondering yes I have seen some Wiccan attempt "fire magic" but we had to do it outside for fear of carbon monoxide poisining. Now if that is not proof enough that magic is bullshit, I don't know what is.
2. A gay card game.
3. Stuff done by some guy in vegas, usually with smoke and mirrors.
1.b Wiccans believe they can do the kind of magic seen above with some pendants or shit, but since they can't they came up with the "Rule Of Trifold" to give them a excuse for not doing anything magic. If your wondering yes I have seen some Wiccan attempt "fire magic" but we had to do it outside for fear of carbon monoxide poisining. Now if that is not proof enough that magic is bullshit, I don't know what is.
2. A gay card game.
3. Stuff done by some guy in vegas, usually with smoke and mirrors.
1.a Necroman102:dood!i cant use summon skelliton unless i got corpses! get ta killin!
bob_the_barbarian:im on it im on it!
1.b Some Wiccan Fool:Don't fuck with me! I'll curse you!
Guy:Whatever ya fat ho.
Some Wiccan Fool:I HAVE A THYROID CONDITION!
Guy: Where is your Thyroid?
Some Wiccan Fool:Uhh....
2. Magic Player #1:DOOD! LES GO PLAY SOME MAGIC!
Magic Player #5,000,000:SWEET DAWG!
3.Magician:NOW WATCH AS I MAKE THIS DONAUGHT DISSAPEAR!
*Nom nom nom...*
Dood:HOLY SHIT!
bob_the_barbarian:im on it im on it!
1.b Some Wiccan Fool:Don't fuck with me! I'll curse you!
Guy:Whatever ya fat ho.
Some Wiccan Fool:I HAVE A THYROID CONDITION!
Guy: Where is your Thyroid?
Some Wiccan Fool:Uhh....
2. Magic Player #1:DOOD! LES GO PLAY SOME MAGIC!
Magic Player #5,000,000:SWEET DAWG!
3.Magician:NOW WATCH AS I MAKE THIS DONAUGHT DISSAPEAR!
*Nom nom nom...*
Dood:HOLY SHIT!
by Dr. Crowley March 27, 2009
An Emo's Life:
Part One: Emofication.
An emo's life begins in middle or high school usually with a trip to the mall or on myspace.
At the mall they pass by a Hot Topic and look inside. The shitty clothes they see looks good in their fucked up eyes so they buy some.
OR
They are searching around on Myspace and find one of the many emos on that godforsaken site and think they look cool. They "befriend" them and ask them where they got their clothes and go off to Hot Topic to buy some.
Now that they have the looks of course some normal kids insult them, causing the pussy to go into a state of placebo depression.
Part 2: Placebo Depression.
After the Emofication they slip into a fake self-fueled hate only kept going by the constant Emo Bashing (Which is he only thing really keeping them emo) They get on some anti-depressants. Listen to shitty horrid music and then discover an emos best friend....
Part 3: The Razor.
They find out from one of their emo "friends" on Myspace how to cut like only an emo can. Also they may learn how to pla 2 notes on guitar and usually write poems or draw shitty pictures of bleeding hearts and black roses.
Part 4: Growing Up.
As the emo grows the fuck up, they relize that the emo "sub-culture" is bullshit and they go buy some normal clothes and stop doing gay emo shit.
And that ends the emo life. Unless of course they get the balls to take the Emo Exit Strategy
Part One: Emofication.
An emo's life begins in middle or high school usually with a trip to the mall or on myspace.
At the mall they pass by a Hot Topic and look inside. The shitty clothes they see looks good in their fucked up eyes so they buy some.
OR
They are searching around on Myspace and find one of the many emos on that godforsaken site and think they look cool. They "befriend" them and ask them where they got their clothes and go off to Hot Topic to buy some.
Now that they have the looks of course some normal kids insult them, causing the pussy to go into a state of placebo depression.
Part 2: Placebo Depression.
After the Emofication they slip into a fake self-fueled hate only kept going by the constant Emo Bashing (Which is he only thing really keeping them emo) They get on some anti-depressants. Listen to shitty horrid music and then discover an emos best friend....
Part 3: The Razor.
They find out from one of their emo "friends" on Myspace how to cut like only an emo can. Also they may learn how to pla 2 notes on guitar and usually write poems or draw shitty pictures of bleeding hearts and black roses.
Part 4: Growing Up.
As the emo grows the fuck up, they relize that the emo "sub-culture" is bullshit and they go buy some normal clothes and stop doing gay emo shit.
And that ends the emo life. Unless of course they get the balls to take the Emo Exit Strategy
Emo To Be: Hmmmm.... These clothes look rad!
Emo To Be: La De Do Da De off to school for mee....
Normal Kid: Dude what the FUCK are you wearing? Are you fucked up in the head? Go fucking home and cry to your mommy and fucking cut yourself ya godamned emo!
Emo To Be: :( IMMA GO HOME AND KILL MYSELF WAAAHHHH
Emo writes some poems..... gets a Myspace..... Cuts
Emo Out Of High school: Wait a second.... What am I doing? I look like shit, I need to pull my shit together....
So ends another Emo Life.
Emo To Be: La De Do Da De off to school for mee....
Normal Kid: Dude what the FUCK are you wearing? Are you fucked up in the head? Go fucking home and cry to your mommy and fucking cut yourself ya godamned emo!
Emo To Be: :( IMMA GO HOME AND KILL MYSELF WAAAHHHH
Emo writes some poems..... gets a Myspace..... Cuts
Emo Out Of High school: Wait a second.... What am I doing? I look like shit, I need to pull my shit together....
So ends another Emo Life.
by Dr. Crowley June 18, 2009
Dude: Hey man..... I think I broke your car door.....
Me: Fucking DICK!
Dude: Hey man, what's up?
Me: Oh huh what?
Dude: Don't you remeber me?
Me:..... Fucking dick?
Dude: I hate life
Me: Fucking dick!
Ice Cream Man: That'll be 3 dollars
Me: Fucking DICK!
You After Reading This Shitty Definition: Fucking DICK!
Me: Fucking DICK!
Dude: Hey man, what's up?
Me: Oh huh what?
Dude: Don't you remeber me?
Me:..... Fucking dick?
Dude: I hate life
Me: Fucking dick!
Ice Cream Man: That'll be 3 dollars
Me: Fucking DICK!
You After Reading This Shitty Definition: Fucking DICK!
by Dr. Crowley November 09, 2009
Dood: Those godamned norwegians need to go back to fucking Norwegia!
Norwegian: Norway
Dood: What was that?
*The norwegian beats the shit out of the random ass guy*
Norwegian: Norway
Dood: What was that?
*The norwegian beats the shit out of the random ass guy*
by Dr. Crowley May 22, 2009
A definition that seems more like a reply to some thread on a internet forum, then a actual definition.
fat
You really should not make fun of fat people. Some people can't help it.
Man: Hey look at that fatty
Girl: Don't make fun of her just cuz shes fat!
^ Basic Urban Dictionary Post ^
You really should not make fun of fat people. Some people can't help it.
Man: Hey look at that fatty
Girl: Don't make fun of her just cuz shes fat!
^ Basic Urban Dictionary Post ^
by Dr. Crowley April 15, 2009
A game player that is said to have watched over games since the begging. No body knows if he/she is a real person, a group of people, or a computor. But everyone who knows of him knows of the group he/she leads. No one knows who all of them are but they almost worship him. It is speculated that he is a new breed of human. But this has yet to be proven. But everyone knows one thing, if noroka hasn't played it. It ain't worth playin'. He has been asked if he is japonese which is where he go the name. But he is Norwegian. And doesn't speak aany japonese whatsoever.
Me: HOLY SHIT.... IS THAT NOROKA?
noroka: oh hey
Me: Wow.... I've heard so much....
noroka: heh yet another? well what would you like to know?
Me: I need help on <insert game here>.
*1 hour later.....*
Me: WOW! You know a hella lot man!
noroka: yea yea..... now if you'll excuse me, i must go
Me: So nice meating you.
noroka: oh hey
Me: Wow.... I've heard so much....
noroka: heh yet another? well what would you like to know?
Me: I need help on <insert game here>.
*1 hour later.....*
Me: WOW! You know a hella lot man!
noroka: yea yea..... now if you'll excuse me, i must go
Me: So nice meating you.
by Dr. Crowley April 26, 2009
Said in an Itailian or "Borat" accent to your friends when your girl wants to make some Sexy Time with you.
Woman: Honey get off that computor.... I got some new anal lube!
Man (At people on computor): ISSA SEXY TIME-EH!
Woman: Now come fuck my little ass!
Man (At people on computor): ISSA SEXY TIME-EH!
Woman: Now come fuck my little ass!
by Dr. Crowley July 02, 2009