Dr. Crowley's definitions

Crying

1. A Emo hobby.
2. One of the very few things Emos can do right.
3. A sign of weakness.

1. Emo: *sob sob*
Some Guy: Was the matter, kid?
Emo: MY MOMA DIDN'T HUG ME TODAY!
Some Guy:...... U I have to go vomit....
2. Announcer: Annnnnd welcome to the first ever Cry-Off! And up first we have a prep chick who boke a nail, against a emo who got his iPod taken away!
Prep: OH EM GEE! I BROKE A FUCKING NAIL! GODAMNIT I *sob sob* I AHEV TO LOOK NICE OR *sob sob* NO ONE WILL LIKE ME!!!
Emo: *sob sniff sob sob* HOW ELSE CAN I LISTEN TO MCR DURING MATH? *sob sob*
Announcer: AND WHAT IS THIS? THE EMO HAS THE CRY HEAVES! THE EMO WINS!
Emo:..... I AM THE CRYING MASTER
Announcer: Shadup.
3. Dude: *sob sob* HOW COULD SHE LEAVE ME?
Dude's Friend: Cuz i fucked her better then you, suck it up man.

by Dr. Crowley April 4, 2009

A Good Definition

1. NOT about a person that you know but no one else cares about, even if you think they do.
2. NOT about you.
3. NOT about violent sexual positions.
4. NOT similar to any other definition
5. NOT offensive to us editors :p
6. ORIGINAL!
Do all this and your suggestion will msot likely get published!

1. Emma
OMG i love emma SO MUCH! she is so hawt, good in bed and wild... i have no life did i mention that?
2. Tony
i have such a huge cock! its like 3 inches!
3.Pink Sock
when ya fucking a girl up the ass, and you punch her in the gut so hard her intestines pop out
4. Emo
We don't cut ourselves!
5. Editors
fuck em
6. rqt
see: rot
NONE OF THESE MAKE A GOOD DEFINITION!
Besides no. 6 :3

by Dr. Crowley March 28, 2009

Fakenority

Another one of the 2 words smashed together. This is a term used for any person/persons that believes they are a minority (No not the gay song dumbasses) even though they can choose not to be one, or, they don't really get bashed on or treated differently.

Fakenoritys include (but are not limited to): Fat people, Gay people, Emos, Punks, Women and people who are of any religion besides christianity

TRUE Minoritys: White people, (Yes it's true) Midgets, people with cancer, Smart people, and poeple who will not be offended by anyhing I have put on UD

by Dr. Crowley June 25, 2009

noroka

A game player that is said to have watched over games since the begging. No body knows if he/she is a real person, a group of people, or a computor. But everyone who knows of him knows of the group he/she leads. No one knows who all of them are but they almost worship him. It is speculated that he is a new breed of human. But this has yet to be proven. But everyone knows one thing, if noroka hasn't played it. It ain't worth playin'. He has been asked if he is japonese which is where he go the name. But he is Norwegian. And doesn't speak aany japonese whatsoever.

Me: HOLY SHIT.... IS THAT NOROKA?
noroka: oh hey
Me: Wow.... I've heard so much....
noroka: heh yet another? well what would you like to know?
Me: I need help on <insert game here>.
*1 hour later.....*
Me: WOW! You know a hella lot man!
noroka: yea yea..... now if you'll excuse me, i must go
Me: So nice meating you.

by Dr. Crowley April 26, 2009

Dictionary Spelunking

When someone randomly flips/clicks through a dictionary ou of boredom, and what you are currently doing.

You: Man I'm bored....
*click, click, click*
You:...... Hey I previously didn't know what this random ass phrase I will never use meant! Dictionary Spelunking pwns!

by Dr. Crowley April 27, 2009

Rule 9

There is no rule 11

Guy:..... Wait where is rule 11?
Guy 2: Rule 9

by Dr. Crowley January 24, 2010

Magic

1.a Often used in video games as a means to pwn some monster from your basic fireball to summoning some huge demon.
1.b Wiccans believe they can do the kind of magic seen above with some pendants or shit, but since they can't they came up with the "Rule Of Trifold" to give them a excuse for not doing anything magic. If your wondering yes I have seen some Wiccan attempt "fire magic" but we had to do it outside for fear of carbon monoxide poisining. Now if that is not proof enough that magic is bullshit, I don't know what is.
2. A gay card game.
3. Stuff done by some guy in vegas, usually with smoke and mirrors.

1.a Necroman102:dood!i cant use summon skelliton unless i got corpses! get ta killin!
bob_the_barbarian:im on it im on it!
1.b Some Wiccan Fool:Don't fuck with me! I'll curse you!
Guy:Whatever ya fat ho.
Some Wiccan Fool:I HAVE A THYROID CONDITION!
Guy: Where is your Thyroid?
Some Wiccan Fool:Uhh....
2. Magic Player #1:DOOD! LES GO PLAY SOME MAGIC!
Magic Player #5,000,000:SWEET DAWG!
3.Magician:NOW WATCH AS I MAKE THIS DONAUGHT DISSAPEAR!
*Nom nom nom...*
Dood:HOLY SHIT!

by Dr. Crowley March 27, 2009