Dr. Crowley's definitions

Fucking dick

The best reaction to any situation. Ever.

Dude: Hey man..... I think I broke your car door.....
Me: Fucking DICK!

Dude: Hey man, what's up?
Me: Oh huh what?
Dude: Don't you remeber me?
Me:..... Fucking dick?

Dude: I hate life
Me: Fucking dick!

Ice Cream Man: That'll be 3 dollars
Me: Fucking DICK!

You After Reading This Shitty Definition: Fucking DICK!

by Dr. Crowley November 9, 2009

Gosh

One of the worst things anyone can say. If you dare even think of saying this cursed word, you are one mega douche.

Mega Douche: Oh my gosh!
Everyone: SHADUP YOU DUMBASS!

by Dr. Crowley July 10, 2009

noroka

A game player that is said to have watched over games since the begging. No body knows if he/she is a real person, a group of people, or a computor. But everyone who knows of him knows of the group he/she leads. No one knows who all of them are but they almost worship him. It is speculated that he is a new breed of human. But this has yet to be proven. But everyone knows one thing, if noroka hasn't played it. It ain't worth playin'. He has been asked if he is japonese which is where he go the name. But he is Norwegian. And doesn't speak aany japonese whatsoever.

Me: HOLY SHIT.... IS THAT NOROKA?
noroka: oh hey
Me: Wow.... I've heard so much....
noroka: heh yet another? well what would you like to know?
Me: I need help on <insert game here>.
*1 hour later.....*
Me: WOW! You know a hella lot man!
noroka: yea yea..... now if you'll excuse me, i must go
Me: So nice meating you.

by Dr. Crowley April 26, 2009

Issa Sexy Time-eh

Said in an Itailian or "Borat" accent to your friends when your girl wants to make some Sexy Time with you.

Woman: Honey get off that computor.... I got some new anal lube!
Man (At people on computor): ISSA SEXY TIME-EH!
Woman: Now come fuck my little ass!

by Dr. Crowley July 2, 2009

Fakenority

Another one of the 2 words smashed together. This is a term used for any person/persons that believes they are a minority (No not the gay song dumbasses) even though they can choose not to be one, or, they don't really get bashed on or treated differently.

Fakenoritys include (but are not limited to): Fat people, Gay people, Emos, Punks, Women and people who are of any religion besides christianity

TRUE Minoritys: White people, (Yes it's true) Midgets, people with cancer, Smart people, and poeple who will not be offended by anyhing I have put on UD

by Dr. Crowley June 25, 2009

Norwegia

1. Where dumbshits think norwegians are from.

2. Norwegian without the n.

Dood: Those godamned norwegians need to go back to fucking Norwegia!
Norwegian: Norway
Dood: What was that?
*The norwegian beats the shit out of the random ass guy*

by Dr. Crowley May 22, 2009

Fat

The disgusting orange-ish colored supstance that fat people are made of. If they knew how horrid it looked, they probably wouldn't be fat.

Teacher: Kids open your text books to page 150, today we are learning about Fat.
Fat Kid: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Kid: Ya gunna lose weight now?

by Dr. Crowley May 23, 2009