15 definitions by Dr. Crowley
An Emo's Life:
Part One: Emofication.
An emo's life begins in middle or high school usually with a trip to the mall or on myspace.
At the mall they pass by a Hot Topic and look inside. The shitty clothes they see looks good in their fucked up eyes so they buy some.
OR
They are searching around on Myspace and find one of the many emos on that godforsaken site and think they look cool. They "befriend" them and ask them where they got their clothes and go off to Hot Topic to buy some.
Now that they have the looks of course some normal kids insult them, causing the pussy to go into a state of placebo depression.
Part 2: Placebo Depression.
After the Emofication they slip into a fake self-fueled hate only kept going by the constant Emo Bashing (Which is he only thing really keeping them emo) They get on some anti-depressants. Listen to shitty horrid music and then discover an emos best friend....
Part 3: The Razor.
They find out from one of their emo "friends" on Myspace how to cut like only an emo can. Also they may learn how to pla 2 notes on guitar and usually write poems or draw shitty pictures of bleeding hearts and black roses.
Part 4: Growing Up.
As the emo grows the fuck up, they relize that the emo "sub-culture" is bullshit and they go buy some normal clothes and stop doing gay emo shit.
And that ends the emo life. Unless of course they get the balls to take the Emo Exit Strategy
Part One: Emofication.
An emo's life begins in middle or high school usually with a trip to the mall or on myspace.
At the mall they pass by a Hot Topic and look inside. The shitty clothes they see looks good in their fucked up eyes so they buy some.
OR
They are searching around on Myspace and find one of the many emos on that godforsaken site and think they look cool. They "befriend" them and ask them where they got their clothes and go off to Hot Topic to buy some.
Now that they have the looks of course some normal kids insult them, causing the pussy to go into a state of placebo depression.
Part 2: Placebo Depression.
After the Emofication they slip into a fake self-fueled hate only kept going by the constant Emo Bashing (Which is he only thing really keeping them emo) They get on some anti-depressants. Listen to shitty horrid music and then discover an emos best friend....
Part 3: The Razor.
They find out from one of their emo "friends" on Myspace how to cut like only an emo can. Also they may learn how to pla 2 notes on guitar and usually write poems or draw shitty pictures of bleeding hearts and black roses.
Part 4: Growing Up.
As the emo grows the fuck up, they relize that the emo "sub-culture" is bullshit and they go buy some normal clothes and stop doing gay emo shit.
And that ends the emo life. Unless of course they get the balls to take the Emo Exit Strategy
Emo To Be: Hmmmm.... These clothes look rad!
Emo To Be: La De Do Da De off to school for mee....
Normal Kid: Dude what the FUCK are you wearing? Are you fucked up in the head? Go fucking home and cry to your mommy and fucking cut yourself ya godamned emo!
Emo To Be: :( IMMA GO HOME AND KILL MYSELF WAAAHHHH
Emo writes some poems..... gets a Myspace..... Cuts
Emo Out Of High school: Wait a second.... What am I doing? I look like shit, I need to pull my shit together....
So ends another Emo Life.
Emo To Be: La De Do Da De off to school for mee....
Normal Kid: Dude what the FUCK are you wearing? Are you fucked up in the head? Go fucking home and cry to your mommy and fucking cut yourself ya godamned emo!
Emo To Be: :( IMMA GO HOME AND KILL MYSELF WAAAHHHH
Emo writes some poems..... gets a Myspace..... Cuts
Emo Out Of High school: Wait a second.... What am I doing? I look like shit, I need to pull my shit together....
So ends another Emo Life.
by Dr. Crowley June 18, 2009
1.a Often used in video games as a means to pwn some monster from your basic fireball to summoning some huge demon.
1.b Wiccans believe they can do the kind of magic seen above with some pendants or shit, but since they can't they came up with the "Rule Of Trifold" to give them a excuse for not doing anything magic. If your wondering yes I have seen some Wiccan attempt "fire magic" but we had to do it outside for fear of carbon monoxide poisining. Now if that is not proof enough that magic is bullshit, I don't know what is.
2. A gay card game.
3. Stuff done by some guy in vegas, usually with smoke and mirrors.
1.b Wiccans believe they can do the kind of magic seen above with some pendants or shit, but since they can't they came up with the "Rule Of Trifold" to give them a excuse for not doing anything magic. If your wondering yes I have seen some Wiccan attempt "fire magic" but we had to do it outside for fear of carbon monoxide poisining. Now if that is not proof enough that magic is bullshit, I don't know what is.
2. A gay card game.
3. Stuff done by some guy in vegas, usually with smoke and mirrors.
1.a Necroman102:dood!i cant use summon skelliton unless i got corpses! get ta killin!
bob_the_barbarian:im on it im on it!
1.b Some Wiccan Fool:Don't fuck with me! I'll curse you!
Guy:Whatever ya fat ho.
Some Wiccan Fool:I HAVE A THYROID CONDITION!
Guy: Where is your Thyroid?
Some Wiccan Fool:Uhh....
2. Magic Player #1:DOOD! LES GO PLAY SOME MAGIC!
Magic Player #5,000,000:SWEET DAWG!
3.Magician:NOW WATCH AS I MAKE THIS DONAUGHT DISSAPEAR!
*Nom nom nom...*
Dood:HOLY SHIT!
bob_the_barbarian:im on it im on it!
1.b Some Wiccan Fool:Don't fuck with me! I'll curse you!
Guy:Whatever ya fat ho.
Some Wiccan Fool:I HAVE A THYROID CONDITION!
Guy: Where is your Thyroid?
Some Wiccan Fool:Uhh....
2. Magic Player #1:DOOD! LES GO PLAY SOME MAGIC!
Magic Player #5,000,000:SWEET DAWG!
3.Magician:NOW WATCH AS I MAKE THIS DONAUGHT DISSAPEAR!
*Nom nom nom...*
Dood:HOLY SHIT!
by Dr. Crowley March 27, 2009
There is no rule 11
by Dr. Crowley January 24, 2010
A form of mania that is very common in places in Europe. Symtoms include: Making definitions about "Americunts" Hating on people because they are proud to be American, Making up random stereotypes about Americans and always thinking about how much America is better then your shitty country. The only cure is to go to America.
British Person: Bloody 'ell is that a americunt I see there?
American: Huh?
British Person: What the fuck is the matter with you?
American: What?
British Person: Why did you vote for Bush?
American: I voted for Kerry, sir
British Person: Then why is America in Iraq?
American: I don't know I'm not Bush
British Person: You ignorant asshole!
American: Your the one being ignorant, how about you come with me back to America?
*British Person goes to America and has 15 orgasams while The American Anthem plays in the backround*
Me: Hail Satan! Another case of Americamania is cured!
American: Huh?
British Person: What the fuck is the matter with you?
American: What?
British Person: Why did you vote for Bush?
American: I voted for Kerry, sir
British Person: Then why is America in Iraq?
American: I don't know I'm not Bush
British Person: You ignorant asshole!
American: Your the one being ignorant, how about you come with me back to America?
*British Person goes to America and has 15 orgasams while The American Anthem plays in the backround*
Me: Hail Satan! Another case of Americamania is cured!
by Dr. Crowley September 1, 2009
Another one of the 2 words smashed together. This is a term used for any person/persons that believes they are a minority (No not the gay song dumbasses) even though they can choose not to be one, or, they don't really get bashed on or treated differently.
Fakenoritys include (but are not limited to): Fat people, Gay people, Emos, Punks, Women and people who are of any religion besides christianity
TRUE Minoritys: White people, (Yes it's true) Midgets, people with cancer, Smart people, and poeple who will not be offended by anyhing I have put on UD
TRUE Minoritys: White people, (Yes it's true) Midgets, people with cancer, Smart people, and poeple who will not be offended by anyhing I have put on UD
by Dr. Crowley June 25, 2009
The disgusting orange-ish colored supstance that fat people are made of. If they knew how horrid it looked, they probably wouldn't be fat.
Teacher: Kids open your text books to page 150, today we are learning about Fat.
Fat Kid: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Kid: Ya gunna lose weight now?
Fat Kid: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Kid: Ya gunna lose weight now?
by Dr. Crowley May 23, 2009
Said in an Itailian or "Borat" accent to your friends when your girl wants to make some Sexy Time with you.
Woman: Honey get off that computor.... I got some new anal lube!
Man (At people on computor): ISSA SEXY TIME-EH!
Woman: Now come fuck my little ass!
Man (At people on computor): ISSA SEXY TIME-EH!
Woman: Now come fuck my little ass!
by Dr. Crowley July 2, 2009