Dr. Bubba's definitions

Flamingo

To be caught in limbo -- standing on one foot waiting to see what will happen next.

I'm waiting on five potential job offers, I don't know where I'll be living next month, I don't know if my girlfriend will move if I do -- my whole life is flamingo!

by Dr. Bubba August 2, 2011

arm booger

A person who needs to be picked off your friend's sleeve.

Charlie needs to move his arm booger along -- he's embarassing himself.

by Dr. Bubba May 20, 2012

Regoal

In business, restating easier goals to avoid the consequences of failing to meet existing goals. May also be practiced in government, education, and personal life.

I was about to be fired for blowing my sales goal, but I regoaled and now I'm getting promoted because my clients think I'm a really nice person.

by Dr. Bubba April 30, 2010

stress monkey

One who behaves like a panicked monkey when placed under minimal stress.

In retail, there are always times when checkout lines get full. Stress monkeys pull everyone to registers when they have two customers in line and everything else remains undone at the end of the day.

by Dr. Bubba January 24, 2010

Comfort 20

Those extra pounds people put on when they're in a comfortable relationship

Sarah's got a little muffin top goin' on since she moved in with Jason, she's put on a comfort 20.

by Dr. Bubba April 1, 2012

clown college

Training classes for bosses.

Where's the Big Dog today?
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.

by Dr. Bubba September 5, 2011

Asspansion

The phenomenon in which butts expand over time.

Did you see Dee Ann at the reunion? Damn, asspansion had got the best of her!

by Dr. Bubba April 4, 2011