comfort twenty

The pounds people put on when they're in a stable relationship.

Things must be good with Howard and Diane, he's packed on the comfort twenty.

by Dr. Bubba February 12, 2012

Flamingo

To be caught in limbo -- standing on one foot waiting to see what will happen next.

I'm waiting on five potential job offers, I don't know where I'll be living next month, I don't know if my girlfriend will move if I do -- my whole life is flamingo!

by Dr. Bubba August 01, 2011

page whip

To use Cliff's Notes and/or skim a book without reading carefully and highlighting or making notes.

Are you ready for our class discussion of Grapes of Wrath today?
I page whipped it over the weekend. Hopefully the prof won't ask me anything.

by Dr. Bubba August 07, 2011

Regoal

In business, restating easier goals to avoid the consequences of failing to meet existing goals. May also be practiced in government, education, and personal life.

I was about to be fired for blowing my sales goal, but I regoaled and now I'm getting promoted because my clients think I'm a really nice person.

by Dr. Bubba April 30, 2010

ball money

That last little bit of cash some guy has deep in his pockets that has soaked up the sweat of his sweaty commando balls -- and because it's retail, YOU gotta touch it.

Jeez, I was on the register all day and I swear everyone paid in ball money. I don't need hand sanitizer, I need to dip my hands in acid.

by Dr. Bubba October 31, 2011

Comfort 20

Those extra pounds people put on when they're in a comfortable relationship

Sarah's got a little muffin top goin' on since she moved in with Jason, she's put on a comfort 20.

by Dr. Bubba February 13, 2012

arm booger

A person who needs to be picked off your friend's sleeve.

Charlie needs to move his arm booger along -- he's embarassing himself.

by Dr. Bubba February 27, 2012