Definitions by Dr. Badwrench

chow poo yuk 

The nasty smell of nearly all Chinese restaurant restrooms.

Dim Sum Palace has some major chow poo yuk.

chow poo yuk by Dr. Badwrench May 8, 2008

slow elk 

Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.

Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.

slow elk by Dr. Badwrench May 3, 2008

dittybop 

A radio operator, usually military or HAM. From the sounds of transmitted Morse code.

Bob was a Navy dittybop.

dittybop by Dr. Badwrench April 16, 2008

greatest band ever 

Title bestowed on the latest cookie-cutter nü-something band by ignorant MTV obsessed neophytes who know nothing about music, while failing to realize that earlier, and greater, bands influenced the latest crop of down-tuned power-chording hair farmers, and even greater artists influenced them, and so on.

Bands that do not qualify for the title "greatest band ever":

Anything recorded after 1980

End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.

greatest band ever by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008

bumper balls 

A vehicle accessory for those who lack a pair of their own, consisting of a rubber scrotum and testes dangling from the underside of their bumper, trailer hitch, rear axle, etc.

bumper balls are a poor substitute for having a real pair, buddy.

bumper balls by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008

preload 

To drink at home before going to the game, concert, bar, party, wedding, etc. where the drinks will either be expensive, crappy, or non-existent. To get buzzed, or even drunk, before going out.

Beers are $6 at the game, so let's preload.
I preloaded before the wedding. The church doesn't allow alcohol.

preload by Dr. Badwrench April 5, 2008

NAA 

North American Arms, manufacturer of tiny, palm-sized .22 single-action revolvers and most recently auto-loading pistols in .32 and .380. High quality, stainless steel and pocket-size.

The NAA mini-revolver would not be considered a doom cock.

NAA by Dr. Badwrench April 5, 2008