Definitions by Dr Muffin Head

Gleeb 

The fleshy, inner part of the forearm that is perfect for hoisting oneself up a flight of stairs while the pants are down around the ankles.

Not having any other options, he reverted to using his gleeb to push his way up the steps.

Gleeb by Dr Muffin Head February 2, 2024

Shlank 

The kind of vomiting one could only know from the exhaustion of climbing up a flight of stairs with the pants down around the ankles.

After tirelessly working toward the top, she finally made it, shlanking all over the floor in triumph.

Shlank by Dr Muffin Head February 2, 2024

Grinkledink 

The act of grabbing onto the legs of a passerby while trying to climb up a flight of stairs with your pants down around your ankles to boost oneself to the top. This usually does not work.

Having become exhausted, he attempted to grinkledink a passing paper boy. It did not work.

Grinkledink by Dr Muffin Head February 2, 2024

Oomple Bomp 

The fatty mass of tissue located around a human's posterior that serves the purpose of cushioning the impact of falling while trying to climb a set of stairs with the pants down around the ankles.

The postman's oomple bomp was red and raw after his twenty-third fall while trying to get up the stairs with his pants down around his ankles.

Oomple Bomp by Dr Muffin Head February 2, 2024

Heevee Scrug 

A loud shout (sometimes a muffled moan) of utter disappointment which one makes after failing to climb a set of stairs with their pants down around their ankles.

Finally, he submitted to gravity, and with a heevee scrug, rolled passively down the stairs like a sack of potatoes.

Heevee Scrug by Dr Muffin Head February 2, 2024

Folormp 

The act of falling over while attempting to climb a flight of stairs with the pants down around the ankles.

Despite trying her darndest, she folormped, yet again, back down to the bottom of the stairs.

Folormp by Dr Muffin Head February 2, 2024

Breemble 

The process of maneuvering one's body up a flight of stairs with the pants down around the ankles.

With his trousers hung low, he slowly breembled his way up another step.

Breemble by Dr Muffin Head February 2, 2024