Dr Fox's definitions

Lankysher

Lankysher...An old historical county located in the north-west of England. Known as Lancashire to outsiders, but Lankysher to its residents. It`s main towns include Blackburn, Preston (nob-enders), Lancaster, Blackpool & Morcambe

Lankysher is known as the red rose county, a symbol which goes back many centuries. It`s old enemy is Yorkshire, the white rose county. During tudor times the famous war of the roses took place. Lankysher kicked Yorkshires arse & has done so ever since. Yorkshires main towns are Leeds, Bradford & Sheffield. It also has small backwards villages, a prime example of such a village is Burnley

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

monk

monk.....to sulk. To have a 'monk on' is to give the impression one is extremely unhappy about a situation. To look as miserable as a monk.

"What`s up wit` spotty teenager over there? He`s got a proper monk on. Has someone forced him to have a bath? The smelly little shit!"

by Dr Fox May 27, 2007

cardy

Cardy...a cardigan.

Essential northern clobber

"It`s a bit nippy outside, our Terry. You`d better pop yer cardy on if yer goin` out"

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

tatty-bye

tatty-bye.....a way of saying fairwell, goodbye, cheerio, adios, bon voyage, si-thi.

"I`ve got to go now love, the lads are waiting. yes of course i love you...tatty-bye now"...click.

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

cob

cob.....a northern term for bread roll.

cob.....something to do with corn.

cob.....a northern word for sulking. A 'cob on'

cob.....to throw something.
cobbed....to have thrown something
cobbing....to be throwing something

(speaking to sulky teenager)..."What`s wit` cob on? Has your mum made you tidy your room?"

"Come on, let`s cob some bricks through that paedo`s flat window!"

by Dr Fox May 27, 2007

Turd Morgue

Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.

Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.

by Dr Fox May 22, 2007

arty

arty....lankysher interpretation of the words "are you?"

Often used in towns such as Blackburn

"Arty oreyt fettler?"....meaning "Are you alright my friend?"

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007