yorkshire

yorkshire.....a place where Burnley is.
"small town in yorkshire,
you`re just a small town in yorkshire,
small town in yorrrrrrrkshire,
you`re just a small town in yorkshire"

(a song sung by Blackburn Rovers fans, when playing Burnley...which isn`t very often)
by Dr Fox May 23, 2007
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jib

jib....to avoid or get out of doing something.
To jib something is to duck out of doing it.
To be a jibber is to let somebody (maybe a friend) down.
To let down all your friends at the last moment is to be a jibbin git.
"He not coming to the football, he`s jibbed out"

"I bet you ten quid he`ll jib the footy"

"He never comes to the footy anymore, he`s a right jibber these days"

"He`s rung & said he`s not coming, the jibbin git!"
by Dr Fox May 23, 2007
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Colne

Colne....a quaint west yorkshire village, full of inbreds, dingles & hill-trolls. Just like it`s neighbouring town Burnley, but the gene pool is is much smaller, thus giving way to lots of family-love during the long dark winter nights.

When thinking of Colne, think League of gentlemen....& you won`t go far wrong.
Colne, like Burnley is a small village in Yorkshire & is full of retards.
by Dr Fox May 23, 2007
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drop the kids off at the mosque....

To take a dump.
To have a shit.
To have a Thora.
To go for an Ertha.
Wife..."Are you ready to go shopping yet love?"

Hubby..."Give us five minutes will you, i`d better drop the kids off at the mosque first"
by Dr Fox May 24, 2007
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Dingle

a 'dingle' is a derrogatory term for a person from Burnley.
The term was first used in the year 2000 at the 'roses' derby game at turd morgueby jubilant Blackburn Rovers fans. This game was won 2-0 by the promotion winning Blackburn team of the season 2000/2001. A great victory that ensured a 21 year* dominance continued over their significantly smaller yorkshire rivals. The term dingle has since been adopted by many other groups of fans when talking about burnley fc

(*NB....at time of writing, the dominance has increased to an almost laughable 28years)
by Dr Fox May 21, 2007
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Hill-troll

a resident of Burnley, a dingle, a knuckle-dragger, a person with no prospects, yorkshire-folk.
a hill-troll is a resident of Burnley, which in itself is a small insignificant town in yorkshire. The local sport is inbreeding & smashing up their own town-center....especially after 2-0 home defeats to the mighty Blackburn Rovers, their arch-rivals from across the border in Lancashire.
by Dr Fox May 22, 2007
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Dustha`tekkitupbottycock

A Blackburn chat-up line.
It cuts out all the bull & get to the nitty-gritty question of whether said lady offers anal sex on the first night.
"O`reyt love. Tha`s lookin` a bit tasty t`neet int t`fancy clobber tha` nos. Tell us, dustha`tekkitupbottycock?"
by Dr Fox May 23, 2007
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