Definitions by Dr Fox
Colne
Colne....a quaint west yorkshire village, full of inbreds, dingles & hill-trolls. Just like it`s neighbouring town Burnley, but the gene pool is is much smaller, thus giving way to lots of family-love during the long dark winter nights.
When thinking of Colne, think League of gentlemen....& you won`t go far wrong.
When thinking of Colne, think League of gentlemen....& you won`t go far wrong.
taggart
taggart....a scottish person.
taggarts....more than one scottish person.
(not to be confused with 'tag-nuts' which are small pieces of shit that stick to the hairs around your arse)
taggarts....more than one scottish person.
(not to be confused with 'tag-nuts' which are small pieces of shit that stick to the hairs around your arse)
1st man..."who`s that pale ginger person over there, trying to stay out of the sun?"
2nd man..."Oh, it`s only a taggart waiting for the pub to open"
2nd man..."Oh, it`s only a taggart waiting for the pub to open"
swetty
"That drunken ginger man staggering in the road wearing a celtic top, eating a fried mars bar is obviously a swetty. Shall we run him over?"
Hill-troll
a hill-troll is a resident of Burnley, which in itself is a small insignificant town in yorkshire. The local sport is inbreeding & smashing up their own town-center....especially after 2-0 home defeats to the mighty Blackburn Rovers, their arch-rivals from across the border in Lancashire.
Hill-troll by Dr Fox May 22, 2007
Turd Morgue
Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.
Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.
Turd Morgue by Dr Fox May 22, 2007
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Dingle
The term was first used in the year 2000 at the 'roses' derby game at turd morgueby jubilant Blackburn Rovers fans. This game was won 2-0 by the promotion winning Blackburn team of the season 2000/2001. A great victory that ensured a 21 year* dominance continued over their significantly smaller yorkshire rivals. The term dingle has since been adopted by many other groups of fans when talking about burnley fc
(*NB....at time of writing, the dominance has increased to an almost laughable 28years)
(*NB....at time of writing, the dominance has increased to an almost laughable 28years)