Definitions by Dr Fox
taggart
taggart....a scottish person.
taggarts....more than one scottish person.
(not to be confused with 'tag-nuts' which are small pieces of shit that stick to the hairs around your arse)
taggarts....more than one scottish person.
(not to be confused with 'tag-nuts' which are small pieces of shit that stick to the hairs around your arse)
Colne
Colne....a quaint west yorkshire village, full of inbreds, dingles & hill-trolls. Just like it`s neighbouring town Burnley, but the gene pool is is much smaller, thus giving way to lots of family-love during the long dark winter nights.
When thinking of Colne, think League of gentlemen....& you won`t go far wrong.
When thinking of Colne, think League of gentlemen....& you won`t go far wrong.
Hill-troll
a hill-troll is a resident of Burnley, which in itself is a small insignificant town in yorkshire. The local sport is inbreeding & smashing up their own town-center....especially after 2-0 home defeats to the mighty Blackburn Rovers, their arch-rivals from across the border in Lancashire.
Hill-troll by Dr Fox May 22, 2007
Turd Morgue
Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.
Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.
Turd Morgue by Dr Fox May 22, 2007