Dr Fox's definitions
by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.
Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.
by Dr Fox May 22, 2007

cob.....a northern term for bread roll.
cob.....something to do with corn.
cob.....a northern word for sulking. A 'cob on'
cob.....to throw something.
cobbed....to have thrown something
cobbing....to be throwing something
cob.....something to do with corn.
cob.....a northern word for sulking. A 'cob on'
cob.....to throw something.
cobbed....to have thrown something
cobbing....to be throwing something
(speaking to sulky teenager)..."What`s wit` cob on? Has your mum made you tidy your room?"
"Come on, let`s cob some bricks through that paedo`s flat window!"
"Come on, let`s cob some bricks through that paedo`s flat window!"
by Dr Fox May 27, 2007

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

notlob.....derisary term for Bolton & it`s people. Bolton spelt backwards (as in Monty Python sketch)
notlob....or Notlobbers or piggies are Bolton Wanderers fans. No one hates Bolton, no-one can be bothered to hate them as they are a non-entity. They try to hate Man Utd, Man City, blackburn Rovers & buryin a futile attempt to get a rivalry with somebody...anybody....but no-one can be bothered to hate them back. They are a NOTHING club.
by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

by Dr Fox May 22, 2007

monk.....to sulk. To have a 'monk on' is to give the impression one is extremely unhappy about a situation. To look as miserable as a monk.
"What`s up wit` spotty teenager over there? He`s got a proper monk on. Has someone forced him to have a bath? The smelly little shit!"
by Dr Fox May 27, 2007
