Dr Fox's definitions

mare

mare....a female horse

mare....to have a shocker/nightmare

mare....a dirty slapper

"Is that horse a stallion?"
"No, she`s a mare"

"I let three goals in today, i had a proper mare of a game!"

"That Shirley Bagthwaite is a proper dirty mare!"

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

lanky-talk

Lanky-talk....to talk with a broad Lancashire accent. To talk Lankysher.

Norbreck...."Ey our Eli! Tha' nos tha`ll ne`er gerrof wi that posh bird from that there London"

Eli...."Owdst tha work thaddun out our Norbreck?"

Norbreck...."Well, shid nod understand a bloody word tha sed, coz tha`s too full o`t t`lanky-talk tha` nos"

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

fettle

to fettle is to perform a sexual act on somebody.

"Ey-up our Eli! Did`st thi end up avin a fettle wi that bintfrompt behind t`bar last neet?"

"Aye, it wer reyt grand anole. We were fettlin` all neet. She`s a reyt dirty mare is that Shirley Bagthwaite...ah`ll tell thee!"

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

cardy

Cardy...a cardigan.

Essential northern clobber

"It`s a bit nippy outside, our Terry. You`d better pop yer cardy on if yer goin` out"

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

monk

monk.....to sulk. To have a 'monk on' is to give the impression one is extremely unhappy about a situation. To look as miserable as a monk.

"What`s up wit` spotty teenager over there? He`s got a proper monk on. Has someone forced him to have a bath? The smelly little shit!"

by Dr Fox May 27, 2007

Turd Morgue

Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.

Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.

by Dr Fox May 22, 2007

Hill-trolls

Hill-trolls.....people from Burnley. More than one hill-troll

(see also dingle& dingles

Hill-trolls are folk who live in small cave-like huts in the yorkshire pennine hills. They are easily spotted by the way they drag their knuckles when they walk & the way they say "Burn-lah" & "Burn-err-lee" in their thick yorkshire accents.
People of lower intelligence who have been drinking from a smaller than average gene pool.

(see Burnley)

by Dr Fox May 23, 2007