Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
telephonitis
A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.
In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!
telephonitis by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020
middle finger voting
A type of voting that describes casting one’s vote for one candidate to prevent another from winning.
This 2020 presidential election will likely embody the most widespread example of middle finger voting the US has ever seen.
middle finger voting by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020
sleepopolis
sleepopolis by Dr Bunnygirl October 23, 2020
Hark, I hear postil shits!
Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
Hark, I hear postil shits! by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020
Serena Joy Barrett
A nickname for 45’s Supreme Court nominee, Amy Coney Barrett, due to her affiliation with People of Praise, a small religious group who refers to its women members as “handmaids,” thereby highlighting a similarity to Margaret Atwood’s “The Handmaid’s Tale” whose character Serena Joy is equally diabolical in her anti-feminist agenda.
Serena Joy Barrett is the perfect high ranking intellectual vessel to make women believe they are being elevated and empowered when exactly the contrary is true.
Serena Joy Barrett by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2020
Ginsburgesque
An adjective describing an action taken by someone reminiscent of the courage, tenacity, intellectual brilliance, and capacity for empathy exemplified by Supreme Court Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
She was positively Ginsburgesque in her powerful and carefully honed, constitutionally based arguments for reproductive choice!
Ginsburgesque by Dr Bunnygirl September 19, 2020