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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

microyapper 

A pejorative nickname for a very small and endlessly yappy dog.
Lets take that microyapper on a very long walk!
microyapper by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021
A term often used to describe the special realm or status of motherhood as it subtly acknowledges its power and magic.
I was visiting her wonderful home and felt the full impact of her momdom right away!
momdom by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021

microyapper 

A seriously tiny little canine who is so small it is virtually imperceptible but whose continuous yapping can still drive you completely insane.
It was as though this microyapper had a powerful microphone in his tiny throat!
microyapper by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021

gummidogs 

A lighthearted nickname for the specially bred micro-miniature canines who are flexible and small enough to hide in your purse because they have no bones.
I’m gonna get me one of them gummidogs so I can take him everywhere I go!
gummidogs by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021
A term reserved for a canine who is unable to stop it’s near-constant barking, a behavior usually spawned by neglect.
I had hoped she would find a little lapdog but she has sadly created a yapdog!
yapdog by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021

yapmonster 

A term reserved for what is usually a neglected canine whose pathetic constant yapping has terrorized the neighborhood.
I have a plan to kidnap and relocate that little yapmonster and place him with someone who will actually care about the little sweetheart!
yapmonster by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2021

vacuum families 

Families that appear on the surface to be actual families but which are devoid of the emotional bonds normally seen in families, usually due to addiction, entrenched narcissism or outrageous wealth.
She seemed to have the perfect house and the perfect clothes and the perfect parents but had I been more than a child when I thought this, I may have been able to see that hers was one of those vacuum families we all know about.