Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

freak turd

A turd that is entirely unique, unlike any previous turds passed.

This turd was a freak turd, it’s shape was an oddity in itself and it’s mottled color pattern gave it an almost artistic depth.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

The Puppeteer

An increasingly popular nickname for Vladimir Putin.

From the very beginning of my fake presidency, I have been committed to assisting my old friend, The Puppeteer, in making America great again!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020

Shit Heroes

Those superheroes of excretion who have proven themselves to be the true masters of the poop world.

Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

quick goats

A goat-gazelle hybrid, specially bred for speed-eating, faster thinking and sprinting uphill, often mistaken in conversation for the more quickly prepared version of oatmeal.

I got myself some of them quick goats, they’re much more efficient in this fast-moving world than just the regular old goats!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 10, 2019

gopher genocide

A term coined by gopher activists all around the globe in solidarity against anti-gopher sentiment and publicly supported death-squads.

North America has been waging a systematic war on its gophers for more than a century, one that can only be considered a gopher genocide.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019