Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

fuckface dog

A disparaging term for someone who is disliked, implying that they should be face-fucked.

That fuckface dog will never spring for a round of drinks, he'll just keep letting us pick up his tab.

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An explanation that is preposterous, pulled from one's own ass out of desperation.

He has more spicerisms than any Press Secretary in history.

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A triphasic measurement of the extent of stench, the decibel level, and the length of an emission of flatus.

That one most certainly measured a 10-10-10 on my fartometer.

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A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.

Luckily I will be able to call home whenever I need to, thanks to my sphinctaphone.

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A telephone designed to be hidden in the anal cavity and dialed using the sphincter muscles, a must-have for the prison environment.

Luckily I will be able to call home whenever I need to, thanks to my sphinctaphone.

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