A residual mental illness caused by chronic exposure to the high-pitched, pneumatic barking of small dogs belonging to one’s neighbors.
I am slowly but surely getting some distance from this Posttraumatic Yapping Disorder; I’ve noticed a decrease in my hypervigilance to sound since I removed myself from the noisy old neighborhood that was heavily populated by an army of tiny yappers who reacted to every single sound throughout those days and nights.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 09, 2019
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I caught him headed toward me from the other side of the parking lot, he was doing the gratitude shuffle.
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North America has been waging a systematic war on its gophers for more than a century, one that can only be considered a gopher genocide.
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I got myself some of them quick goats, they’re much more efficient in this fast-moving world than just the regular old goats!
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