Disappearing Ass Syndrome

A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.
Yeah, you bet this Disappearing Ass Syndrome messes with my motorcycle ride.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 23, 2020
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bloatido

A childlike word to describe feeling bloated.
After eating all that bread, I’m pretty bloatido.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 25, 2023
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speed farting

A little understood talent with contests held all over the world to showcase it.
The speed farting prize this year is finally commensurate with the incredible skills honed by these flatulent artists.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019
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Ivankavich

A popular nickname for that Trumpian fashion icon and questionably successful businesswoman who naturally is also a devotee of Putin, like the extended family of oligarch-sniffers she springs from.
Here comes Ivankavich, moving gazelle-like down the red carpet, looking eternally beautiful with never a hair out of place; her confidence is just SO inspiring to young women nowadays!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2022
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quackopractic

A disparaging nickname for the practice of chiropractic, implying that it amounts to pseudo-medical quackery.
Let’s get out into rush hour traffic and facilitate a nice little fender-bender so we can get ourselves some quackopractic and cash-in from some unsuspecting old fart’s insurance company!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 01, 2021
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pimp catcher

A very tight outfit on a perfectly thick woman with high heels or boots and a lot of shiny hair that’s easily tossed about for good measure.
That be my Mama, a certifiable high-class pimp catcher.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019
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hared out

Expression describing cowardice, using the idiomatic description of wildly and frantically hopping away, essentially suddenly disappearing.
Yeah, that crazy-ass muthafucka hared out before I could even ask him his name.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 02, 2019
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