Dr Bunnygirl's definitions

shitspeak

A type of verbal communication that is so filled with lies and is so fueled by greed that it comes out like a fully-formed and continuous soft-serve turd.

United States Senator, Mitch McConnell, is our present day poster person for shitspeak since he can’t even open his mouth without a vile fart stench permeating the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020

happytard

A pejorative nickname for someone who goes around being so chipper and upbeat, even ecstatic at times, that it comes across as a deficit.

I don’t know if it is chemically Induced or not but that woman is quite simply a straight up happytard.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019

Covid Poisoning

A state of complete and total information overload about the subject of Covid-19 to the point of feeling as though you are so ill that you are nearly dead and can’t process any more information about it.

I was at work the other day when I realized I must have Covid Poisoning; I couldn’t hear my colleague at all as he stood and spoke with all of us about his family and the Pandemic, it was like the sound was turned off as his mouth kept moving.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021

workplace masochism

When you choose to nearly work yourself to death, citing heavy job responsibility as the reason you have no life beyond your work.

Immediately following getting sober, I indulged in about five years of dedicated workplace masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

Downer Boy

Nickname for that guy who is always citing downer facts that are depressing or demoralizing and who can only talk about downer current events that cause his associates to avoid him at every turn.

Here comes Downer Boy, let’s look down at our phones as we approach him so he doesn’t start talking more downer shit to us.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2023

roadfuckers

People willing to have public sex, right there in the dirty road, as an homage to the Beatles’ White Album.

No one will be watching us roadfuckers do it in the road!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2019

gaggous

An adjective describing something so repulsive you almost gag just thinking about it.

That may have been the most gaggous soup I’ve ever attempted to consume.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2018