Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

ex life 

A gleeful description of a previous time when you were supremely unhappy and married to an asshole.

Well my dear, that unexpectedly toxic statement came directly out of my ex life, it was a post traumatic reflex rooted in my past mental hell.

ex life by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

fartphiliac 

A person who compulsively seeks out others’ flatulence, often demonstrating a desperate creativity in doing so.

That fartphiliac has taken his search to a whole new level that we call fart stalking.

fartphiliac by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

fart stalker

A term for a person who compulsively seeks a specific person’s flatulence, usually someone whom they wish to own or control.

That guy is a convicted fart stalker, all of his exes have had to endure his disgusting and uncontrollable habit.

fart stalker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

jim joneser 

A nickname for a dystopian psychopath who appears to offer utopia to lost and searching people.

That guy offering you a free ticket into Shangri La is a malignant jim joneser who will be serving you Kool Aid in no time.

jim joneser by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

turd savant

Someone who demonstrates extraordinary skill and knowledge about anything related to poop.

That turd savant could smell your shit blindfolded and tell you what you ate for breakfast!

turd savant by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Matthew Shitaker 

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Kellyanne Conjob 

An apt nickname for the Counselor to the President who has possibly told more lies than Putin’s Bitch himself.

She is the master comeback artist of all time, that blonde and dynamic circus-barker, Kellyanne Conjob.

Kellyanne Conjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019