Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl
fart collective
When a group of highly flatulent people dedicate themselves to emitting the most repugnant fart cloud humanly possible.
Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.
fart collective by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019
worrymonster
Those disturbing thoughts that keep you awake at night and prevent you from having a good night’s sleep.
Her worrymonster had recently begun to utter some of the statements and display characteristics of the Grabber in Chief.
worrymonster by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019
Moron in Chief
Often used informal title used for the self-described highly intelligent genius, the 45th President of the United States.
The press corps fell suddenly silent en masse, as the Moron in Chief once again touted his towering IQ.
Moron in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019
frequent fucker miles
The imaginary mileage credits given to someone who has earned them through frequent sexual intercourse.
He was able to earn more frequent fucker miles in his own mind, in a shorter time, than anyone who had ever lived.
frequent fucker miles by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019
workwords
Cheery, professional sounding words that you say in the context of your work role that harbor hostility and aggression that you can’t express outwardly.
Yes, my workwords absolutely do mean “fuck off” when I say “no worries,” or “fuck you” when I am telling you to “have a nice day!”
workwords by Dr Bunnygirl January 4, 2019
Edge of Seventy
A new version of the classic Stevie Nicks song targeting Baby Boomers, performed by an unknown elderly artist with a hip replacement, no hair and poor vision.
Just like the white winged dove, the Edge of Seventy vocalist sings, “ooh, ooh I’ve fallen... and nothing else matters!”
Edge of Seventy by Dr Bunnygirl January 4, 2019
Hurry Shitter
A product for gastrointestinally challenged Baby Boomers marketed by the makers of the Hurry Cane which is essentially a rolling toilet on wheels.
Hurry Shitter by Dr Bunnygirl January 4, 2019