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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Crone’s Disease 

When a woman reaches an age where she no longer gives a rat’s ass if others find her appealing.
Clearly this one-time hottie is suffering from an advanced case of Crone’s Disease.
Crone’s Disease by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

wall of distortion

The entirety of distorted facts and figures involving the “need for a border wall” coupled with the egregious manipulative use of a Federal shutdown presented by the Racist in Chief during the first formal televised speech of his administration.
The wall of distortion is that any of this is a national crisis and it’s sole purpose is to detract from his long-term and undeniable collusion with Vladimir Putin.

Federal Fuckjob 

The manipulative shutdown of the Federal government by the Racist in Chief as he attempts another extortion aimed at the American people.
The Don of the United States mafia has lamely and callously crafted this sadly psychopathic Federal Fuckjob.
Federal Fuckjob by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019

Baby Donald 

Once thought to be an innocent cartoon duck inspired by Disney but now more widely recognized to be the 45th U.S. President.
You can tune in to Baby Donald throwing one of his well-known tantrums on TV and on Twitter most days of the week.
Baby Donald by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019

crisis of the hole 

The true crisis in Trump’s first formal televised speech of his administration which is that he is an asshole.
It is not a crisis of the heart or soul, or a crisis at the US border, but a crisis of the hole that is plaguing the United States.
An acronym for “Make America White Again” which is the true underground meaning of Trump’s MAGA movement.
He had joined MAWA in an effort to feel better about his own uneducated, sorry white-trash ass.
MAWA by Dr Bunnygirl January 7, 2019

quiet hands 

An admonishment one can whisper to oneself or another when it becomes important to inhibit an overwhelming curiosity and desire to handle everything within reach.
I heard him softly muttering “quiet hands” to himself as he eyeballed everything he was gleefully imagining touching.
quiet hands by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019