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Definitions by Dr Bunnygirl

Posttraumatic Prison Disorder 

A mental illness that can evolve from incarceration due to ongoing humiliation, being forced to follow meaningless directives, frequent and sudden schedule changes and the lack of even the most minimally necessary personal space.
When he couldn’t step into the cramped porta-potty after being released, it hit him that he had likely developed Posttraumatic Prison Disorder.

trumpsounds 

The endlessly redundant idiotic words and phrases coupled with the oddly rasping and repulsively repetitive clearing of his throat.
When I turned on the radio I felt my stomach cramp suddenly in response to the trumpsounds being broadcasted.
trumpsounds by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Humpty Trumpty

A cautionary yet optimistic nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
Humpty Trumpty sat on his wall, Humpty Trumpty had a big fall.
Humpty Trumpty by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

trumphump 

An extremely expensive fuck usually costing a guy more than $100,000.
Most guys are unable to afford trying to hide the fact of a fuck but the rich dudes continue to trumphump.
trumphump by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

Trumpadumphisass 

An increasingly uttered nickname for the tantrum throwing dufus with the orange woolly mammoth on his head.
Once wishing for a spot on Sesame Street, Trumpadumphisass is now about to lose his spot as the Grabber in Chief.
Trumpadumphisass by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

thrift shop masochism 

An insatiable need to go into every thrift store you see and buy something uniquely hideous no matter how badly you wish you could just keep going.
My thrift shop masochism has intensified beyond a manageable stage since I saw Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ video masterpiece.

donuthead 

The equivalent of a crackhead, but with donuts.
Two dozen donuts later, she came back from her break in a donuthead stupor, entirely unaware of how obvious it was to her workmates.
donuthead by Dr Bunnygirl January 10, 2019